
Drew Call Nip it in the bud!

John "I just gave you an 'A' in breathing."

Mick Taylor is enjoying a nice evening with the family watching episodes from season 2!!

Bob Ginther Anybody else think Helen Crump was kinda nasty?

Melanie Toler Ball I still watch Andy every night...Love all the shows...no my kids are watching ...and love it too....

John (Barney to Andy): "Oh, you're just hilarious! Why don't ya' get yerself' one o' them wooden dummies, and you can go on the stage -- call yourselves 'Bert n' Squirt!"

Terry Laminack I have been a fan of the show for 40 years now... this is a great site and I love reading all the 'quotes' lol ..."...it's me it's me, it's Ernest T!"

Joel Mahn the boys been taking turns, but they's just about the worst cooks they is,like the other night, hoot owl pie, perfectly good hoot owl plum wasted---Brisco Darlin

Bob Ginther There's a Marshall Thompson movie on...

Jim Rew
Andy: Now lookey heah! We better talk about this thing. Now, now, now look here, Opie, you-huh-you can't give a little bitty piddlin' amount like three cents to a worthy cause like the underprivileged children's drive. I, I 'as readin' here just the other day where there's somewhere like four-hundred needy boys in this... county alone, or, or, or one-and-a-half boys per square mile.
Opie: There is?
Andy: There sure is.
Opie: I never seen one, paw.
Andy: Never seen one what?
Opie: A half-boy
Andy: Well it's not really a half a boy, i - it's a ratio.
Opie: Horatio who?
Andy: Not Horatio - a ratio. It's mathematics, 'rithmatic. Look, now Opie, just forget that part of it. Forget the part about the half-a-boy.
Opie: It's pretty hard to forget a thing like that, paw.Andy: Well, try!
Opie: Poor Horatio.Read More
Opie: There is?
Andy: There sure is.
Opie: I never seen one, paw.
Andy: Never seen one what?
Opie: A half-boy
Andy: Well it's not really a half a boy, i - it's a ratio.
Opie: Horatio who?
Andy: Not Horatio - a ratio. It's mathematics, 'rithmatic. Look, now Opie, just forget that part of it. Forget the part about the half-a-boy.
Opie: It's pretty hard to forget a thing like that, paw.Andy: Well, try!
Opie: Poor Horatio.Read More

Robertine Don't you just love to hear the theme song whistled. It will make you laugh, and that's good medicine from Aunt Bee.

Bob Ginther
"I won't squander it, Paw, I won't squander it"
"Paw. what's squander?"

Randall Seely "Wynken will tell Blynken...Blynken will tell Nod...Nod'll tell Barney, and Barney will tell you!" - Andy to Opie, the Birdman. My favorite episode!!

Jason Collins Even though I was born 8 years after the last show aired... This is still my favorite TV show - Barney is my hero...





















