Beatallica
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Members:
Jaymz OH!NOOO! Lennfield
- vocals, lyrics, rhythm guitar

Grg Hammetson III
- lead guitar, bkg vocals

Kliff McBurtney
- lead bass, bkg vocals

Ringo Larz
- drums only!
Genre:
Dude
Hometown:
Milwaukee
Record Label:
Oglio Records
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Studio AlbumsUpdated about a month ago
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Beatallica Humpty Hemi sat on a wall. Humpty Hemi had a great fall (in Leipzig....twice.....!). Hey, Suspiria...you bringing a crash hel-mut for our friend?

14 hours ago
Beatallica
Beatallica
Hemi - you don't even remember the second fall but I do, as we feared you were dead! Perhaps the stiffness in your back reminds you on cold nights that you fell off a 2M wall flat onto concrete. You are one tough dude! I am glad you are on our side. ;)
11 hours ago
Beatallica

Beatallica Beatallica salutes 2 more German crazy kids: Hemi and Suspiria. We believe they have always travelled together to come see us, and they've seen us a lot! They are like pizza and beer, wine and chocolate, rock and roll. Definately looking forward to seeing them in December on tour!

Mon at 5:09am
Dennis Tierney
Dennis Tierney
VVeber & Murph, thats a good one.
Mon at 1:30pm
Beatallica

Beatallica Beatallica just got done listening to the live recording of our recent Milwaukee show. Grg III is isolating vocal tracks from Kliff and Jaymz. Now there's a killer live e.p.!

Sun at 6:41pm
Jeff
Jeff
Dude, send us one for review....
Sun at 8:25pm
Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez
NICE!

Jaymz, I almost made it to that show but car troubles... well, they are a bitch...
Sun at 10:11pm
Beatallica

Beatallica Beatallibanger Dennis Munch is pretty...oh so pretty....and makes a hell of a flamkuchen. On a side note, we also say cheers to his wonderful Kt-ULLA (who is so heavy) for putting up with our noise and his following us around. See you in a few weeks, dudes!

November 27 at 11:20am
Ben Van Aerde
Ben Van Aerde
please don't tell me Flammkuchen = good ol' pizza :D
November 28 at 1:41am
Beatallica

Beatallica Beatallibanger Dennis is the creator of the Beatalliarmy in Europe. He is truly a leader with Sgt. Hetfield in the Motorbreath Pub Band. Come check him out and say hi: http://www.myspace.com/beatalliarmy

November 24 at 4:02pm
Dennis Tierney
Dennis Tierney
Have a nice day.
November 25 at 1:16pm
Beatallica

Beatallica BEATALLICA at POTAWATOMI BINGO CASINO WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25 with Shattered and Spank! Doors at 7 p.m. Tickets through casino box office, and Ticketmaster Show is done by 11:30pm for those who have to go home and start cooking.

November 23 at 8:28am
Christopher Rohan
Christopher Rohan
I plan to start drinking first. . . . Then start cooking much later.
November 23 at 11:14pm
Clarence Schreiber
Clarence Schreiber
Was unable to make the show. Had a few things to do and was short on money to take me and a few people. I hope that the concert was great.
November 26 at 7:00pm
Beatallica

Beatallica Jaymz just got done eating a plate full of empanadas for breakfast. Check back with us in about 15 min to see how he's doing....

November 23 at 4:19am
Beatallica

Beatallica This week's Beatallica salute goes to one of our German friends, Dennis. He has been with us since we've hit foreign soil. I believe we first met him in Munich. Since then, he's conquered our hometown of Milwaukee and hit up Camp Tinker for some much needed whiskey drinking. He's one of our German ring leaders and we give him a huge cheer!

November 22 at 11:47am
Tim Murphy
Tim Murphy
Dennis is the G-Man!! PROST!!!
November 24 at 4:44pm
Beatallica

Beatallica Have YOU gotten your Beatallica speech tone? We're happy to say that we have the #1 tone on our U.S. label, Oglio. Grab the reigning "Something else Matters" rant and others: http://www.beatallica.org/buystuff.html

Jon
Jon
"Speech Tone?!?!?!??" (Is that for those who are tone deaf? Wait-that sounds like a rapper'ish name-Tone Def.)

Anyhoo-what is a "speech tone?"
November 20 at 5:10am
Scott Alderman
Scott Alderman
Speech tones are the Beatallica ringtones... both cool and funny at the same time.
November 20 at 7:47am
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Beatallica Merch madam, Traci, has to deal with Beatallica dudes being a bit uncouth. Once we step into the van, it's like we're all in 8th grade again. Traci has developed a thicker skin and, hopefully, a saucier attitude due to her travels with us. But she is a sea-faring lassie. She can take it....

November 19 at 5:06am
Slims Meyer
November 19 at 1:38pm
Tom Middaugh
Tom Middaugh
gotta love a chick with a "saucy attitude"
November 19 at 6:32pm
Beatallica

Beatallica Have YOU heshers gotten your tix for the Beatallica tour in December. Shows are nearly sold out so you gotta MOVE! You Milwaukee bangers can check us out next week Wed, Nov 25, at Potawatomi Casino. Bring pie.

November 19 at 5:03am
Tom Middaugh
Tom Middaugh
Blackjack and Betallica, now that's the way to spend the day before the holiday HEEEELLLLL YEEEAAAHHHH !!!!
November 19 at 6:59pm
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Beatallica Merch maven Traci rocks the fez. The inaugural wearing may have been in Wash D.C?... It has appeared at gigs, on video, and quite possibly in supermercados and 7-11s around the country. It's like the Stanley Cup with a tassle and balances much better on her noggin.

November 17 at 5:06am
Dawn Veckey
Dawn Veckey
Woo Hoo Traci. I've seen evidence of this "fez." Truly an awsome accessory to be donned with any outfit!!!!
November 17 at 6:03am
Traci
Traci
The Fez was presented to me in Baltimore, Maryland at closing of my, I think, 4th Beatallica show in 2006. The owner of the venue was pleased with my entire revamp of his merch area (moved it from one side of a hall to the other, added lights, tables, a "check out" counter and a place to hang shirts.) He asked if I neded anything as we were ... See Morepacking out for the night. I had spied said fez which was perched on a beer tapper at a side bar when we arrived. I pointed to it and asked "how muff fo da fez?" He walked over, took it and set it on my head like a crown. Washington DC was the next gig, and so, yes, you're correct, I wore it the entire show that night for the first time. Turns out, the opening band had been at the same Baltimore venue the weekend before, and it was the lead singer's, who had forgotten it. When the band dude found out where I got it, he slapped me HARD on my ass and said it looked good on me and to keep it. It has traveled with me to every show pretty much...sometimes, I just keep it on the seat ofthe van during the shows to keep watch. The tassle is totally frazzled yet I don't thik I'll replace it as it is quite hesh.
November 17 at 4:48pm
Brian
Brian
I need a fez. I'd also like a smoking jacket or a velvet jacket.
November 17 at 10:39pm
Beatallica

Beatallica HO HO HO! Beatallica releases Winter Plunderband e.p. TODAY! Only available online or at live gigs with a limited run. Check http://www.oglio.com for ordering.

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Ben Van Aerde
November 17 at 3:42pm
Beatallica

Beatallica Beatallica would like to salute our fantastic merch helper and road warrior Traci Mead. She has a long-term history with Jaymz through other Irish projects and it's our benefit and pleasure to have her in the fold. She is selfless, loyal as hell, and looks out for us when we are travelling or just hanging out. Come ...to a gig, buy her a beer, give her a hug, and bow down to the Beatallibabe that is Traci!

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November 14 at 11:40pm
Tom Middaugh
Tom Middaugh
I will gladly buy a beer for Traci at the next show I'm at !!!
November 15 at 5:03pm
Dennis Tierney
Dennis Tierney
You got a big hug coming from me.
November 17 at 5:22am
Beatallica

Beatallica Jaymz is off to rehearse Christmas tunes. He's a southsider and never took down the lights off the front of the house from last year, so this all makes sense...

November 14 at 12:29pm
Christopher Rohan
Christopher Rohan
Why would you ever take down a string of lights?
November 14 at 12:58pm
Chris Belsky
Chris Belsky
Ooooo... purddy.
November 14 at 1:16pm
Matt
Matt
You don't take down the lights...you Hit the Lights!
November 14 at 1:22pm