Virgil

Virgil Chuck Norris watches the Watchmen, which is why the graphic novel and the movie did so well.

Virgil

Virgil Chuck norris is smarter than a 5th grader. In fact, the kids on the show are his students, while Jeff Foxworthy is the practice dummy.

Virgil

Virgil Chuck Norris beats up wife-beaters.

Virgil

Virgil Chuck Norris doesn't need H1N1 vaccinations because he is his own cure.

Scott Blackburn

Scott Blackburn Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Jesse Barrows

Jesse Barrows The government wanted to name a WMD after Chuck Norris, but none of them were powerfull enough to match his destructiveness.

James Callear

James Callear Chuck Norris beat up his own reflection

Yesterday at 1:16pm · Report
Jesse Barrows
Jesse Barrows
thats impossible.
every time Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters because even a mirror isn't dumb enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Yesterday at 9:19pm
Matthew LaPrade

Matthew LaPrade chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad

Mike Sucharda

Mike Sucharda Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush!

Juan Griffin

Juan Griffin Chuck Norris doesnt shave couse nothing can cut Chuck,he kicks himself in the face,couse only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.

Arian Kamali

Arian Kamali Chuck Norris was born in a cabin, which he built with his bare hands

Danny F Da Silva
Calvin Norris

Calvin Norris chuck norris is my uncle

Will Dan

Will Dan Chuck Norris eats bullets for breakfast, watch out when he burps

November 9 at 9:30am · Report
Jesse Barrows
Jesse Barrows
his farts must be murder.
November 9 at 6:47pm
Mike

Mike Chuck Norris fought the law, and the law got a roundhouse kick to the
back of the head. The law didn't have sh*t to say after that.