Virgil Chuck Norris watches the Watchmen, which is why the graphic novel and the movie did so well.
Virgil Chuck norris is smarter than a 5th grader. In fact, the kids on the show are his students, while Jeff Foxworthy is the practice dummy.
Virgil Chuck Norris beats up wife-beaters.
Virgil Chuck Norris doesn't need H1N1 vaccinations because he is his own cure.
Scott Blackburn Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
Jesse Barrows The government wanted to name a WMD after Chuck Norris, but none of them were powerfull enough to match his destructiveness.
James Callear Chuck Norris beat up his own reflection
Matthew LaPrade chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad
Mike Sucharda Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush!
Juan Griffin Chuck Norris doesnt shave couse nothing can cut Chuck,he kicks himself in the face,couse only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.
Arian Kamali Chuck Norris was born in a cabin, which he built with his bare hands
Calvin Norris chuck norris is my uncle
Will Dan Chuck Norris eats bullets for breakfast, watch out when he burps
