
Clinton Pickens Dabor Lay Funday.

Clinton Pickens
A website devoted to things that look alike
http://totallylookslike.com/
This is amusing.

Clinton Pickens My eyes are tired but my mind is wide awake. Sleep, why do you avoid me?

[to cities chosen at random]
LA vs. Scott City, KA
These two cities have been at each others throats... for too long now. It’s time for this fight to happen.
LA: Tinseltown (said with a lisp)
SC: Are you talking to me?
LA: YEAH IM TALKIN TO YOU. WHAT...
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Tessa Falk hey super star ... just saw your pizza commercial during Tosh.0 ... very nice! :)

Clinton Pickens
Paris McSnort Snort
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/08/30/pa ris.hilton.charge/index.html?hpt=Sbin
With Lohan cleaned up, Paris was forced back into here reckless ways. What normal people don’t understand is that the delicate financial balance of the...

Clinton Pickens Can’t sleep. Who wants to walk to the all-nighter and grab an Icee?

Clinton Pickens Why do the billboards for the new Hawaii Five-0 seem to be competing with Vegas’s Thunder From Down Under?

Clinton Pickens Really Facebook? You want to know my location now? What's next a barcode on my forehead? I didn't think you would be the anitchrist but this seems like the begining.

A letter to my sunglasses.
Dear $8.00 Walmart Sunglasses:
Thanks for all the good times. You were bo...ught impulsively at check out a decade ago and you have been with me ever since. You are obviously cheap and so light that I occasionally forget I’m...
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Diane Guido, Ph.D. published The German League for the Prevention of Women’s Emancipation: Antifeminism in Germany, 1912 - 1920.
• The title of this book is longer than that last book I read.
• This sounds terribly boring. I’ll at least need a snack...

Days of the Week vs. Days of the Week
Monday: I’m a villain, nobody likes me and I like it that way.... No day has more influence or is more talked about than me.
Thursday: Yeah, but you also inspire cutesy sayings and cat posters that tell us all to...
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Dru Teves Mr Pickens...I think i just saw u in a commercial? But- It could have been Lil Wayne.

Clinton Pickens
Attending a show at “open fist theatre company.”
Doesn’t OPEN FIST = hand

Clinton Pickens A lot of African-American lesbians look like Lil Wayne. Just a thought.

Clinton Pickens Danger: Don’t run down stairs with you hands in your pants pockets!

I googled “1980s” and this was the first picture that came up. The FIRST!?! I don’t know much about ...the 80s, I was young when it was all going down but I am certain that Designing Women is not the first thing that people think about when they set the...
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Clinton Pickens I’m going to write an epic romantic comedy about punctual men that never cheat on their girlfriends and call it; The Dependables.

Audition
Hot Girl: I was called in as a whimsical Megan Fox type.
Me: I was called in as a Seth Rogen type.
H...ot Girl: I love Seth Rogen.
Me: What about Seth Rogen types?
Hot Girl: No.
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Dolph Lundgren is better than everyone!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000185/bio
I have known this for a while and I’m not sure why I am just now sharing it. After seeing He-Man in the AUS airport a few years back I did a search of him online and what...

Red Wine Vs. White Wine
Now some people will tell you that it comes down to a matter of personal tas...te, but those people are clearly wrong. I agree that wine itself, no matter what vintage depends on personal taste, but WHITE V. RED come on! Of...
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