Clinton Pickens

Clinton Pickens Dabor Lay Funday.

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    Saddle Ranch on sunset smells like 22 years old.
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      Clinton Pickens A website devoted to things that look alike
      http://totallylookslike.com/
      This is amusing.

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      ryanmckee: “ ronbabcock: “” ”
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        blackandwtf: “via Nationaal Archief. ”
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          Clinton Pickens My eyes are tired but my mind is wide awake. Sleep, why do you avoid me?

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          [to cities chosen at random] LA vs. Scott City, KA These two cities have been at each others throats... for too long now. It’s time for this fight to happen. LA: Tinseltown (said with a lisp) SC: Are you talking to me? LA: YEAH IM TALKIN TO YOU. WHAT...
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            Tessa Falk

            Tessa Falk hey super star ... just saw your pizza commercial during Tosh.0 ... very nice! :)

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            Clinton Pickens Paris McSnort Snort
            http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/08/30/paris.hilton.charge/index.html?hpt=Sbin
            With Lohan cleaned up, Paris was forced back into here reckless ways. What normal people don’t understand is that the delicate financial balance of the...

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              Clinton Pickens Can’t sleep. Who wants to walk to the all-nighter and grab an Icee?

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              Clinton Pickens Why do the billboards for the new Hawaii Five-0 seem to be competing with Vegas’s Thunder From Down Under?

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                Clinton Pickens Really Facebook? You want to know my location now? What's next a barcode on my forehead? I didn't think you would be the anitchrist but this seems like the begining.

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                A letter to my sunglasses. Dear $8.00 Walmart Sunglasses: Thanks for all the good times. You were bo...ught impulsively at check out a decade ago and you have been with me ever since. You are obviously cheap and so light that I occasionally forget I’m...
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                  Clinton Pickens Diane Guido, Ph.D. published The German League for the Prevention of Women’s Emancipation: Antifeminism in Germany, 1912 - 1920.
                  • The title of this book is longer than that last book I read.
                  • This sounds terribly boring. I’ll at least need a snack...

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                    • Tim Crane My money says you won't read it!
                      August 24 at 4:38pm ·
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                  Days of the Week vs. Days of the Week Monday: I’m a villain, nobody likes me and I like it that way.... No day has more influence or is more talked about than me. Thursday: Yeah, but you also inspire cutesy sayings and cat posters that tell us all to...
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                    Don’t tell Jason. Rag Doll was written about Mags.
                      Dru Teves

                      Dru Teves Mr Pickens...I think i just saw u in a commercial? But- It could have been Lil Wayne.

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                      Staged photos from live theatre productions are my fav. It’s some of the worst acting from some of the best actors.
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                        Clinton Pickens Attending a show at “open fist theatre company.”
                        Doesn’t OPEN FIST = hand

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                          Clinton Pickens A lot of African-American lesbians look like Lil Wayne. Just a thought.

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                            Finally a mannequin with cankles.
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                            Clinton Pickens Danger: Don’t run down stairs with you hands in your pants pockets!

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                              I googled “1980s” and this was the first picture that came up. The FIRST!?! I don’t know much about ...the 80s, I was young when it was all going down but I am certain that Designing Women is not the first thing that people think about when they set the...
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                              Clinton Pickens I’m going to write an epic romantic comedy about punctual men that never cheat on their girlfriends and call it; The Dependables.

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                              Audition
                              Hot Girl: I was called in as a whimsical Megan Fox type. Me: I was called in as a Seth Rogen type. H...ot Girl: I love Seth Rogen. Me: What about Seth Rogen types? Hot Girl: No.
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                              Grown Ups: the big chill with more farts
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                                Alone with my thoughts, is no place to be.
                                – Me
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                                GPOYW. Coming off stage in Vegas…earlier this year.
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                                  • Chelsea Barron LMAO! you're a crazy person! i miss you by the way. looks like i SHOULD be in cali oct 15-18
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                                  • Monica Peña WTH is this?!?! a yeti?
                                    August 11 at 12:47pm ·
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                                Clinton Pickens Dolph Lundgren is better than everyone!
                                http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000185/bio
                                I have known this for a while and I’m not sure why I am just now sharing it. After seeing He-Man in the AUS airport a few years back I did a search of him online and what...

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                                  Red Wine Vs. White Wine Now some people will tell you that it comes down to a matter of personal tas...te, but those people are clearly wrong. I agree that wine itself, no matter what vintage depends on personal taste, but WHITE V. RED come on! Of...
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                                    • Cratin Sheffield There are not many people in this world that can pull off a good comedic WHAM! reference.
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                                  Clinton Pickens Why is there no Dairy Queen in LA? I needs me a Blizzard, Butterfinger, pronto.

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