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The life of a modern professional athlete seems glamorous. Money, fame, women. But it's also very easy to shoot yourself.

Chris Jericho, Fozzy We know it's hard to believe that the man who beat the shit out of Shawn Michaels at Nassau Coliseum last year couldn't dominate any medium he chose, but somehow Chris Jericho's metal band Fozzy was unable to

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This guy really blows at avenging.

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If you're going to wax poetic, make sure you have enough wax.

This summer, fear controls you.

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Let's face it, you're a busy human being. Between sleeping in and putting it off, you've barely had time to come up with a good Halloween costume this year. Thank God we're here to help. Here are a few quick and easy Halloween costumes that are sure

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