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I want to grow up to be this kid :) Last night, after I thought all of the trick-or-treaters were gone, a boy of about 14 years of age came to my house. He was

The lesson here is obvious- never fuck with an animal capable of picking you up and throwing you. I can only hope it was a very fresh pile of horse shit that

You've got to love Christopher Walken. Nobody has a voice like him and god knows, nobody would have kept a watch up his backside to give to another mans son....

Instead of doing a traditional monologue for her 11/08/09 Saturday Night Live appearance, Taylor Swift wrote a song for it. Utterly. fucking. brilliant. I

Super Mario, as seen from the other side of the coin...

Darth Vader rocks. Nothing can phase him. Not even graffiti. He is the #1 bad ass.

See, the makers of Battleship knew how things should be around the home. I wonder if it would work with Sara? :P Via Caveman Circus

Facebook's system of only allowing you to 'like' an item to recognize it without commenting has led to some awkward moments. This is one occasion that clearly

For all of you A-Team fans who are waiting for the new movie and who would like a quick overview of the plot, here's the short version.

Kate Gosselin meets the Youtube makeup tutorial in one of the funniest parodies ever. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFaHDKkP1RQ

I wonder if Britney Spears had anything to do with the concept of this particular product which I'm sure you'll all be running out to but for your beloved

I've always said there is a way around everything in the Bible, clearly suicide is no different. All the death with none of that nasty sin stuff attached!

It's good to have a plan for every eventuality and to know exactly what you will be doing tomorrow :)

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