
I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT
(203): So I'm gettin eaten out when he looks up and says "oo ur a squirter" then I realized he was eatin out my ass. Is being a squirter good when
it comes out the other end? - http://mydrunktexts.com

I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT (817): Dick caught in zipper, I repeat dick caught in zipper! http://mydrunktexts.com

I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT
(407):
Me and my dog bond so much when im high. http://mydrunktexts.com

I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT (708): I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME" http://mydrunktexts.com

Shannon
(570):
hey baby i just wanted to let you know last night was amazing , for
being a virgin that was great. (rec'vd): This is her dad, don't fall
asleep tonight!!

I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT (407): i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume. http://mydrunktexts.com

I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT
(518):
I'm ready to cry plz talk to me I'm so freaked out I went to bed at 1:30 nd i dont understand how i woke up at 1:20 - http://mydrunktexts.com

I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT
(516): im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off
cause his students are taking a test... http://mydrunktexts.com

I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT
(626): You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
http://mydrunktexts.com

I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT (360): shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fuckedhttp://mydrunktexts.com/

Katrina Louise Buchholz yeay... i don't think I've done that yet.

I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT (570): I sure am glad they found that kid in the balloon. For a minute there, I thought Michael Jackson ordered takeout from Heaven http://mydrunktexts.com/

I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT
(124):
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been
texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who
they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
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