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I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT (203): So I'm gettin eaten out when he looks up and says "oo ur a squirter" then I realized he was eatin out my ass. Is being a squirter good when
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I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT (817): Dick caught in zipper, I repeat dick caught in zipper! http://mydrunktexts.com

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Heather Gray Dudley
Tue at 5:56am
Alissa Summers
Alissa Summers
serves you right betch
Tue at 6:43am
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I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT (407):
Me and my dog bond so much when im high. http://mydrunktexts.com

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Anna Diop Dia
Anna Diop Dia
i think that drugs are SO DISGUSTING so r ciggarets
Mon at 4:58pm
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Corey Heard
Corey Heard
good combo
November 6 at 3:57pm
Tony D'Ambrosio
Tony D'Ambrosio
Stupid bitches are the subject of many a good drunk text though!
November 6 at 4:05pm
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I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT (708): I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME" http://mydrunktexts.com

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Jonathan Richard
Jonathan Richard
girls like that kick ass.... and pete they are out there bro.
November 7 at 9:19am
Jerrica
Jerrica
love it!....thats my girl~
November 7 at 10:52am
Shannon

Shannon (570):

hey baby i just wanted to let you know last night was amazing , for
being a virgin that was great. (rec'vd): This is her dad, don't fall
asleep tonight!!

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I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT (407): i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume. http://mydrunktexts.com

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Robert Keller
November 3 at 6:58am
John Martin
November 3 at 5:22pm
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I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT (518):
I'm ready to cry plz talk to me I'm so freaked out I went to bed at 1:30 nd i dont understand how i woke up at 1:20 - http://mydrunktexts.com

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Travis Hackney
Travis Hackney
That pic reminds me of when I lived in the Fraternity house..
November 1 at 7:45pm
Oreo Ramirez
Oreo Ramirez
sounds like a good nite .... haha
November 2 at 5:17pm
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I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT (516): im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off
cause his students are taking a test... http://mydrunktexts.com

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Trevor Bullis
Trevor Bullis
AWESOME i've thought the same thing in class.... why all the computers are turned away from us
November 1 at 5:49pm
Sean Gaffney
Sean Gaffney
and todays luckyest man alive award goes tooo
November 1 at 6:30pm
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I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT (626): You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.

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Christy Orta
Christy Orta
lmao thats HILARIOUS!!!
October 29 at 7:50pm
Kayla Marie Leonard
October 29 at 10:19pm
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I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT (360): shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fuckedhttp://mydrunktexts.com/

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Sophia Landa
Sophia Landa
How do they know that it was just guys??
October 31 at 10:04am
Sarah Foster
Sarah Foster
hahahahaha thats hysterical!
November 8 at 1:59pm
Katrina Louise Buchholz

Katrina Louise Buchholz yeay... i don't think I've done that yet.

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I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT (570): I sure am glad they found that kid in the balloon. For a minute there, I thought Michael Jackson ordered takeout from Heaven http://mydrunktexts.com/

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Kat Tincher
October 30 at 2:45pm
Amy Braun
Amy Braun
wow thats sooo bad lmfao
November 6 at 4:49pm
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I ♥ Drunk Texts - MDT (124):

Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been
texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who
they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
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