
Jay Brannan: non riesco a dormire, e ho una lezione italiano domani! (at the crack of 1pm!!) :/

Jay Brannan: i just got panicky. what if AUSTRALIA hates me?!

Jay Brannan: i dont know how to tell you this, but.....billie jean. is not my love.

Jay Brannan: omg no wonder its so damn hot in here, my a/c has been on the "fan" setting for like a week (my apt is wildly overheated)

Jay Brannan: tonight im trying Papa John's. even tho they won't make thin crust pizza in a size smaller than Large.

Jay Brannan: i miss red lobster :(

Jay Brannan: things im grateful for: Red Lobster being open on Thanksgiving Day!!

Jay Brannan: i cant believe United Airlines operates a 15.5 hr flight b/w LA & Sydney with no in-seat power or entertainment. hello 1970. hello Ambien.

Jay Brannan: just watched my cranberries video again &, when she took my cd, squealed for 40 seconds straight, like a stepped-on puppy frozen in time

Jay Brannan: is afraid he MIGHT not have an actual future...

Jay Brannan: IMPORTANT IMPORTANT VERY IMPT POLL: 1)plain cake batter ice cream (my usual) or 2)birthday cake remix creation (amazing or gross?) ?

Jay Brannan: i like dolly parton

Jay Brannan: because of seamlessweb.com, i am never leaving home again. yay!!










