Limmy

Celtic fans outside Celtic Park sang Irish Republican songs during the one minute’s silence. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KwSJCAfaBE Shameful? Understandable? Or maybe the cunts were too drunk to realise that a minute’s silence was happening? What d’yous think?

Check it out, a 228 face spunkshot collage! http://twibbon.com/cause/Spunk/twibute/Spunk-Twibute-250 In case you’re wondering what the fuck it is, it’s the result of a spunk Twibbon I made for Twitter. An...

“A US army major has opened fire on fellow soldiers at the Fort Hood military base in Texas, killing 11 people and injuring 31, officials say.” http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8345713.stm I couldn’t help noticing the similarities between the guy who did the shooting… … and the cunt who ...

I’d like to introduce you to a new word. “FAILomnomnom”. It’s a combination of two of my currently most hated words and phrases on the internet: “FAIL” and “Om nom nom”. It doesn’t mean anything. It just exists. It just exists to annoy me, and I made it. FAILonnomnom.

Imagine having your arse flashed in front of the world’s cameras, against your will. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_W-N4oE_1Q I’m no a big fan of Mark Ronson. The suit thing, the black tie, all that shite. Bu...

I remember watching them doing this on Top of the Pops at the time, but I never realised what it was until now. At 1:52-2:00, they are doing a rape dance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-WhtWM4vJY#t=1m48s Elbow to the face, elbow to the face, shag, shag...

I’m sorry, folks, but I’ve got fuck all big to say, just too fucking busy with the show. But, as always, you can read my wee messages on Twitter: http://twitter.com/BrianLimond

Seeing as I’m too busy to post anything new, here’s a blast from the past. http://www.limmy.com/playthings/halloween

Here’s my Spotify playlist: http://open.spotify.com/user/limmydotcom/playlist/4LyIhQlLDuBAa277LqFWwx What’s yours?

I’m 35. Five years ago, I was 30. It’s been a good five years. In the past five years, I’ve not touched a drop of booze, I travelled/moaned my way around the world, did stand-up for the first time, got my own telly series, and I just got a happy birthday message from Tasmin Archer on Twitter. I’m ...