Mary Dolan
The higher the fruit, the louder the toot.
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Location:
Somerville, MA
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Performance!Created about 3 months ago
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Lillie Jayne

Lillie Jayne Merry New Year Mary, you sexy bitch!

Thu at 4:16pm · Report
Mary Dolan

Mary Dolan Well... it's a Blue Moon. Better than a Drive-By Moon I suppose.

Thu at 1:09pm
Jed
Jed
Better a blue moon than blue....oh, nevermind.
Thu at 1:16pm
Maryanne
Maryanne
I don't know what that means, but I just laughed so hard tea came out my nose.
Fri at 4:17am
Valerie

Valerie Mary you are the funniest person to watch!!!

December 23, 2009 at 5:48am · Report
Mary Dolan

Mary Dolan one down- one last show to go! Looking forward to the roar of the crowd one last time before the holidays! Viva Slutcracker!

December 20, 2009 at 1:14pm
Justin
Justin
The show was fabulous. I look forward to slutting it up again next year.
December 20, 2009 at 9:31pm
Stephen Desroches

Stephen Desroches Hi Mary, Love your work. Does anybody out there have an extra ticket for "The Slutcracker" on Sunday, Dec. 20 at 2 p.m. I bought the last ticket on-line, but my boyfriends miffed he'll be out in the cold.

December 18, 2009 at 3:10pm · Report
Kristin

Kristin Mary, you did a wonderful job last night!

December 14, 2009 at 12:28pm · Report
Mary Dolan
Mary Dolan
Why thank you sweetie! The roar of the crowd propels me up and up!
December 14, 2009 at 7:29pm
Mary Dolan

Mary Dolan Sure, the early bird may catch the worm, but stay up late and you can tie it down and play with it a while! (I think I've been up past my bedtime with all these shows!)

December 13, 2009 at 7:28am
Emily Linstrom
Emily Linstrom
I miss you Mary, you lil' bombshell betty!!! Xo.
December 13, 2009 at 7:46pm
Mary Dolan

Mary Dolan At least the Herald's good for one thing... and with a picture of Mary to boot!

"Not only hilarious and dirty, but empowering and liberating. Dance on, you filthy sugar plums."

What a pleasure to be surrounded by such god-forsaken debauchery!

www.bostonherald.com
In its way, “The Slutcracker” is the perfect legacy for Tchaikovsky. The Russian composer spent his whole life in denial of his homosexuality, even as he built sublime fantasylands with his music. Now, 116 years after his death, Tchaikovsky’s beloved “Nutcracker” has...
Mary Dolan

Mary Dolan Opening Night of the Slutcracker... it's never by rote when there's this many boobs around you. Come see me bring it all together tonight at Somerville Theatre!

December 10, 2009 at 2:35pm
Mal Malme
Mal Malme
Break a bra!
December 10, 2009 at 2:44pm
Helen
Helen
WERK, Mary.
December 10, 2009 at 2:47pm
Renee
Renee
Shake it like a pinhole picture!
December 10, 2009 at 2:47pm
Mary Dolan

Mary Dolan The Slutcracker is full speed ahead... strap it on, everybody! (Your seatbelts, I mean... Jeez Louise!)

November 29, 2009 at 10:01am
Lillie Jayne
Lillie Jayne
Oh, Mary! Happy Slutcracker!
December 3, 2009 at 9:08pm
Mary Dolan

Mary Dolan Happy Thanksgiving everybody! I'm thankful for the bright lights of the stage warming up these old bones. I am NOT thankful for turkey- beware today! They don't call it fowl for nothin'!

November 26, 2009 at 6:41am
Inez Ada Hernandez
Inez Ada Hernandez
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours
November 26, 2009 at 6:48am
Sarah

Sarah i was in the parking lot at work yesterday and saw a bumper sticker that said 'dolan for mayor'. it made me think of you.

November 23, 2009 at 1:29pm · Report
Mary Dolan
Mary Dolan
Not a bad idea, Gillis. Not a bad idea at all!
November 24, 2009 at 2:57pm
Alison Denekamp

Alison Denekamp OH mary! nice to see you... I SAID NICE TO SEE YOU!

November 19, 2009 at 4:14pm · Report
Mary Dolan
Mary Dolan
Nice to see you sweetie! And you don't have to SHOUT- it scares my cats.
November 20, 2009 at 5:55pm
Mary Dolan

Mary Dolan makes like a sweater and naps.

November 17, 2009 at 2:21pm
Mary Dolan

Mary Dolan it's not the motion of the ocean you idiots... it's the size of the wave.

November 15, 2009 at 8:30am
Jed
Jed
glub glub glub
November 15, 2009 at 10:26am