Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World

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poor sister!

Oh no! Poor Genna!!

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Snicker. Yet I've learned never to say, "That would never happen at my house!"

bwhahaha...good one!!!

LOL...for the record this actually happened awhile ago...trick or treat loot was thrown out...or I mean...completely gone...a LONG time ago.

Classic.

hahhaaaa They tried to make it look like he peed in the bed!!

Once again: much funnier when I read it on your blog, and can pretend it was some OTHER family that experienced this!

weapon? it's too early for a rule!

Love it!!

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I think I just threw up a little

LMAO!! THat is GREAT!!

My first thought was, "Shake what?" Nick does all the "stand up" potty training in our house.

I make them sit down (and lean forward--this is crucial!) for everything. It doesn't damage them in any way, and there's no mess--unless they don't lean forward!!!!

I used to tell my daughter "The kitchen is closed!" (When she was little.)

i now leave the unfinished supper on the table. When the snack requests come pouring in well past bedtime the answer is " you may finish your supper, it's on the table, heat it up in the microwave. When you have eaten ALL of it then you may have a snack.

My all time favorite!!!