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Slurping cholesterol-saturated American blood is ruining Dracula health. Instead of Transylvania, think Transfatsylvania.

Not the L.A. Times News Flash: Pregnant girl insists maternity test will prove baby isn't hers

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Sarah Palin in a bottle? You betcha! Introducing Eau de Maverick, a designer fragrance based on the opening paragraph of Palin's new book, "Going Rogue," which reads: "I breathed in an autumn ...

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When heated, it inflates into an exact replica of the Heene family's infamous helium balloon.

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He also vows to obtain Richard Alpert's anti-aging secret, saying it could lower U.S. healthcare costs.

Not the L.A. Times News Flash: Republican Party hires Kanye West to attend Nobel Peace Prize ceremony

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"I could forgive him if it were something minor like drugging and raping a 13-year-old girl," said one writer. "But making a bad film is beyond the pale."

David A. Patten We need a good parady of Kanye West parodies. Anyone?!?

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Within hours of the singer's TV outburst, every famous image in history is photoshopped. Congress powerless to halt overdone premise.

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Rock Band video game crashes after virtual Ono invades White Album songs. Also, cartoon Eric Clapton steals George's wife.

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At first glance they look like pandas, buffalos and camels, but these are all poodles that have been hilariously sheared and coloured in the name of art.




















