Overheard At McGill

Guy #1: So how are you going to get citizenship in both England and Canada? Guy #2: I told you, I’m getting dual citizenship. It’s pretty normal. Guy #1: OHHH. I thought you said jewel citizenship, like some weird British thing. -Schulich Library

Girl on the phone: So I figured it out. I thought I had swine flu because I had all the symptoms, including the nausea. But now I think it was just a hangover. -Metro Grocery Store

Girl #1: Dude! That girl definitely just cut us in line! You gotta say something to her. Girl #2: Ahh I can’t. She irrigates my crops on Farmville. -New Rez

Girl #1: Can I make an appointment to see an adviser? Guy Behind Counter: Yeah, sure. Your assigned adviser is available. Girl #1: Uh…..can I see someone else? She made me cry last time. Girl #2 In Line: OMG me too! Girl #3: YEAH me too!!! -Dawson Hall

Concordia Girl: So what do you do at McGill? McGill Guy: I’m doing my masters in Pharmacology. Concordia Girl: Oh you work with animals?! McGill Guy: Um, it’s spelled with a PH. -St. Laurent

Girl: The B.O. was just so overwhelming. I was like…come on engineers. -Roddick Gates

Prof: The three things that Canadians have in common are hockey, a smug sense that the American health care system sucks, and its identity as a peace keeping nation. Guy: And milk. Prof: You have to stop bringing up milk, sometimes it fits sometimes it doesn’t. Girl: That’s what she said. -M...

Prof: Angela Davis will be here on Friday to give a talk… Now, does anyone know who Angela Davis is? Student: Isn’t that the woman who was raped and killed? -Adams Auditorium

Girl: Where can I find the listing with all the jobs that I can apply for? Receptionist: Do you know myFuture? Girl: WHAT? Your future? -CAPS

Guy: This is the first time I’ve been to class sober in a long time. Class should have an open bar. -Leacock 132

Prof: The most common way to experience the feeling of ecstasy is through orgasm… Have you all had orgasms? I hope so… That’s your homework tonight. Everyone needs to go home and have an orgasm. -Arts Legacy

Girl 1: So like, when did he start getting so much ass? Is he even that attractive? Girl 2: No! I think he just started getting ass when he started his blog. - McGill Gym

Girl 1: I really like when windows are look-through resistant. Girl 2: You mean tinted? -Durocher & Prince Arthur

Guy 1: Did you know that Jesus studied with the Buddha? Guy 2: How is that even possible? Buddha is from the Year Minus 5000, and Jesus was from like, Year 0. – New Rez Cafeteria