Because Smart People
Say Stupid Things.
Say Stupid Things.
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- A Man’s Best Friend, But A Woman’s Lover 9:30am Nov 19
- I just want to effing die. You know, dye my hair. 8:09am Nov 19
- But I Don’t, Because I Wouldn’t Want To Offend Anyone. 7:47pm Nov 16
Girl: My sister got swine flu… Guy: Oh yeah? Girl: … then she passed it to my dog. -Bronfman
Girl 1: I’m not a fan of the cock. Girl 2: …..excuse me? Girl 1: You know. The Cock. Cockiness. In guys? Girl 2: *stares in awe* - Adams Auditorium
Guy: Every time they make salmon I just want to yell, “smells like slut in here!” -BMH
Girl: I know that we sweat more in summer than in winter, but I don’t remember why! -RVC
Prof: Firms get a hard on when they make profits…. - Econ 225
Girl: I’m SICK of global warming! The sun keeps going down earlier and earlier!!! -Upper Rez
Guy #1: So how are you going to get citizenship in both England and Canada? Guy #2: I told you, I’m getting dual citizenship. It’s pretty normal. Guy #1: OHHH. I thought you said jewel citizenship, like some weird British thing. -Schulich Library
Girl on the phone: So I figured it out. I thought I had swine flu because I had all the symptoms, including the nausea. But now I think it was just a hangover. -Metro Grocery Store
Girl #1: Dude! That girl definitely just cut us in line! You gotta say something to her. Girl #2: Ahh I can’t. She irrigates my crops on Farmville. -New Rez
Girl #1: Can I make an appointment to see an adviser? Guy Behind Counter: Yeah, sure. Your assigned adviser is available. Girl #1: Uh…..can I see someone else? She made me cry last time. Girl #2 In Line: OMG me too! Girl #3: YEAH me too!!! -Dawson Hall
Concordia Girl: So what do you do at McGill? McGill Guy: I’m doing my masters in Pharmacology. Concordia Girl: Oh you work with animals?! McGill Guy: Um, it’s spelled with a PH. -St. Laurent
Girl: The B.O. was just so overwhelming. I was like…come on engineers. -Roddick Gates
Prof: The three things that Canadians have in common are hockey, a smug sense that the American health care system sucks, and its identity as a peace keeping nation. Guy: And milk. Prof: You have to stop bringing up milk, sometimes it fits sometimes it doesn’t. Girl: That’s what she said. -M...
Prof: Angela Davis will be here on Friday to give a talk… Now, does anyone know who Angela Davis is? Student: Isn’t that the woman who was raped and killed? -Adams Auditorium
Girl: Where can I find the listing with all the jobs that I can apply for? Receptionist: Do you know myFuture? Girl: WHAT? Your future? -CAPS
