
Red Green
Harold finally got the new store up and we're kicking it off with reduced
prices and a Possum Lodge Garage Sale. Go to redgreen.com and click on Buy
Stuff. Even if you don't buy anything, you'll be mildly amused. And if you
do buy something, we'll be mildly amused.
Source: www.redgreenshop.com
(Don't worry, noone knows you're here) Feel free to browse around as much as you want. We don't have any fitting rooms so you'll have to try things on after you buy them. If you don't find what you're looking for, don't buy it. Otherwise, knock yourself out.

Red Green Come see me Saturday, Dec. 5th, at 2pm at Frattallone's ACE Hardware in Arden Hills, MN, for a meet & greet. Then on to O'Shaughnessy Theater for 7pm performance. Hope to see you there.

Red Green "Being married for over 40 years makes me believe World Peace is still possible."

Red Green "Taking Viagra is a bad business decision. You’re creating a supply for which there is no demand."

Red Green "This Sunday morning is the deadline for the sale of my painting and fireplace season is just around the corner. Make a bid at the link below."
Red Green Original Painting Art Kidney Foundation on eBay.ca (item 110454114106 end time 15-Nov-09 0
Source: cgi.ebay.ca
Find Red Green Original Painting Art Kidney Foundation in Art, Art from Dealers Resellers , Paintings category on eBay.ca.

Red Green "If I had a dollar for every stupid thing I’ve done, that would have encouraged me to do a lot more stupid things."

Red Green "How to save between 10 and 15% annually on your food and beverage costs – don’t tip."

Red Green "The beauty of being unemployed is that you never have to suffer the humiliation of a pay cut."

Red Green The recession has gotten so bad that Frattallone's ACE Hardware has decided to sell our DVD's in all 15 of their stores in the Twin Cities. Imagine their shock if somebody actually buys one. If it's you, bring it to our Meet & Greet at the Arden Hills store on Dec. 5th and I'll autograph it for ya.
Source: www.frattallones.com
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Red Green "To cure a spoiled child, give him a skateboard or a gallon of prune juice. Either one will teach him about consequences." Reminder - Red's painting goes on sale tomorrow on ebay.ca, all proceeds go to the Canadian Kidney Foundation.

Red Green
“The Midlife Catch 22
is that bald men have more testosterone.” Reminder to join Red live for a chat at 9pm EST tonight, hosted at redgreen.com!
Source: www.redgreen.com

Red Green Replacement Red Green chat scheduled for tomorrow, Tuesday, November 3rd at 9pm EST, hosted at redgreen.com. Red welcomes your questions and, of course, praise.
Source: www.redgreen.com

Red Green
I painted an abstract to help raise money for the Canadian Kidney
Foundation. It's called 'Off Centre' and it's for sale right now on eBay. All
the money goes to the charity. If you love Art I could be in trouble but
otherwise check it out and make a bid. This is definitely one of my top five
paintings. Or at least it will be after I do another four.

Red Green Sorry we're technical problems with the chat. We'll update on facebook when we get it fixed. Meanwhile, we apologize. Go Phillies.













