
Red Green "The beauty of being unemployed is that you never have to suffer the humiliation of a pay cut."

Red Green The recession has gotten so bad that Frattallone's ACE Hardware has decided to sell our DVD's in all 15 of their stores in the Twin Cities. Imagine their shock if somebody actually buys one. If it's you, bring it to our Meet & Greet at the Arden Hills store on Dec. 5th and I'll autograph it for ya.
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Red Green "To cure a spoiled child, give him a skateboard or a gallon of prune juice. Either one will teach him about consequences." Reminder - Red's painting goes on sale tomorrow on ebay.ca, all proceeds go to the Canadian Kidney Foundation.

Red Green
“The Midlife Catch 22
is that bald men have more testosterone.” Reminder to join Red live for a chat at 9pm EST tonight, hosted at redgreen.com!
Source: www.redgreen.com

Red Green Replacement Red Green chat scheduled for tomorrow, Tuesday, November 3rd at 9pm EST, hosted at redgreen.com. Red welcomes your questions and, of course, praise.
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Red Green
I painted an abstract to help raise money for the Canadian Kidney
Foundation. It's called 'Off Centre' and it's for sale right now on eBay. All
the money goes to the charity. If you love Art I could be in trouble but
otherwise check it out and make a bid. This is definitely one of my top five
paintings. Or at least it will be after I do another four.

Red Green Sorry we're technical problems with the chat. We'll update on facebook when we get it fixed. Meanwhile, we apologize. Go Phillies.

Red Green “Never roast marshmallows over a processed firelog.” More Possum Lodge wit and wisdom this Sunday, 9pm EST- join Red for a live chat at redgreen.com!

Red Green
SEE RED GREEN LIVE ON STAGE!
Red Green will be sharing his views on all kinds of topics when he comes to town for a special live stage show at the O'Shaughnessy Auditorium.
http://www.tpt.org/redgreen/
Time:7:00PM Saturday, December 5th
Location:The O'Shaughnessy Theater

Red Green I'm coming to St.Paul December 5th for a live performance at the O'Shaughnessy. Tickets are only available from TPT (link below). Hope to see some of you there!

Red Green We are declaring today Brantford day as we have now broken through the 90,000 friends barrier which is more or less the population of Brantford. Kamloops was another consideration but since I lived in Brantford in 1960 where I attended Pauline Johnson High School, I had to go with the home town. Is it possible that we hit 100K by Christmas?? Don't miss our live chat this Sunday at 9 p.m. ET at redgreen.com.

Red Green “Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.” For more from Red, join our live chat Sunday night November 1st 9pm EST at www.redgreen.com

Red Green For all our friends in Minnesota, I'll be on live via rabbit ears Saturday night at 9pm CST on TPT.













