
Red Green I think it's time for a different approach to New Years Eve. We've all come through some rough times but hope is contagious. So instead of being down and depressed about your situation, maybe if everybody sees you going into 2010 with optimism and enthusiasm, they'll jump on the bandwagon. And drop the charges. Happy New Year.
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Red Green Have a safe and happy holiday season. We may never get to see Peace on Earth but maybe you can have Peace on your Street or in your House or in your Self. As Donald Sullivan said in Nobody's Fool, "You gotta start somewhere."
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Red Green "If you`re looking for the perfect low-cost Christmas present for your relatives, try giving them each a little slack. With any luck, they`ll re-gift it."
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Red Green
"Your dog being your best friend
may be mostly due to a lack of alternatives for each of you."
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Red Green The company that fulfills our orders has messed up and some of you have not received your overdue orders yet. However, they have personally guaranteed us that ALL OUTSTANDING ORDERS RECEIVED BY MIDNIGHT DEC. 12TH WILL BE DELIVERED IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS. Sorry about this situation. We have been persistent in forcing the...m to get their act together but it's not nice to smack people this close to Christmas.

Red Green "You may be quick on your feet but you can't outrun even the smallest explosion." Reminder - midnight tonight is the deadline for Christmas delivery from our store.
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(Don't worry, noone knows you're here) Feel free to browse around as much as you want. We don't have any fitting rooms so you'll have to try things on after you buy them. If you don't find what you're looking for, don't buy it. Otherwise, knock yourself out.

Red Green "If you can't impress women with your body or your mind, you will have to buy them things." For those of you who like to leave your Christmas shopping to the last minute, go to redgreenshop.com at 11:59 p. m. EST Saturday. That's the last minute.
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(Don't worry, noone knows you're here) Feel free to browse around as much as you want. We don't have any fitting rooms so you'll have to try things on after you buy them. If you don't find what you're looking for, don't buy it. Otherwise, knock yourself out.

Red Green
"Only three shopping days left till Christmas. At redgreen.com that is.
Or I guess you could go to a Mall but that would involve you putting on pants
and getting the house arrest lifted."
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(Don't worry, noone knows you're here) Feel free to browse around as much as you want. We don't have any fitting rooms so you'll have to try things on after you buy them. If you don't find what you're looking for, don't buy it. Otherwise, knock yourself out.

Red Green
"Women with large breasts are
generally more successful than men with large breasts." Thanks for Saturday night. To see pictures go to redgreen.com
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Red Green
"There is no tattoo that helps
a person get a job." Reminder: live chat with Red this Sunday at 9pm EST hosted at redgreen.com. If you watch RG on PBS click below:
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Red Green
"Wait until people ask to see
your scar." More PBS stations now on board, click link below.
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Red Green
"It’s okay to think of something
without saying it." If you're interested in free tickets to the live Red Green show in St. Paul Saturday, click the link below.
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Red Green
"If you can’t say anything
good about anybody, you will probably get your own tv series." If you watch the Red Green Show on PBS, please click the link below.
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Red Green
To our American friends - Happy Thanksgiving weekend. Remember, if you need proof that your
actions today will affect your life tomorrow, eat a pound of cheese. Check out new items on our online store and do your christmas shopping from the comfort of your own underwear.
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(Don't worry, noone knows you're here) Feel free to browse around as much as you want. We don't have any fitting rooms so you'll have to try things on after you buy them. If you don't find what you're looking for, don't buy it. Otherwise, knock yourself out.












