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The Angry Czeck Is it possible that, after 20 years, Billy Crystal has at last, physically, become the spitting image of Miracle Max?

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The Angry Czeck What better gift to give to America on her birthday than fanning yourself to America's greatest invention? (You can think and think, but you'll never come up with something better.)

The 1972 Grand Prix was the last bad ass car created by Pontiac. Features included a wrap around cockpit, bucket seats, and bad assitude.
Consumer Product:36 fans
Jorey
Jorey
dammit, I love the old Pontiacs.
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Perhaps you should become a fan instead of just typing about it.
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The Angry Czeck Pay props to the Original Gangsta of Anger.

Author of the declaration of American independence, the statute of Virginia for religious freedom, and father of the University of Virginia.
Politician:15,085 supporters
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Yes. That Jeremy Harper is a credit to his country.
Erik
Erik
T.J. has always been a favorite of mine.
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The Angry Czeck Fury = freedom! I suck at math, and I still figured it out.

Government:638 fans
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The Angry Czeck Become a fan of the Original Men of Fury, the Founding Fathers. Wigs rock.

Politician:202 supporters
Jeremy
Jeremy
I wonder when the wig will make its comeback? Was the lice that bad??
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The Angry Czeck Become a fan of our Nation's most important document of Anger. Furious Fourth of July!

To promote life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness as inalienable rights for all human beings.
Products:5,182 fans
Danny-Kerri Dodson
Danny-Kerri Dodson
Take that ya freakin' Brits!
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The Angry Czeck Start the 3-day Independence Day Weekend with an well-researched bio of our country's angry founder, George Washington.

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Amazing
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The Angry Czeck Essentially, there are three things I don't want: (1) Another season of Grey's Anatomy, (2) Your interpretation of the dream you had last night, and (3) To go to prison.

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I have this book, The Big Book of Crime it’s called. The cover says otherwise, but I swear it’s written by The Count on Sesame Street. Every other sentence is punctuated with an exclamation point. ...
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Just as gross.
Susan
Susan
How about 4. A big spider sticker on your forehead.
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The Angry Czeck Make a Brit angry this weekend. Get into an Englishman's face and scream, "Bunker Hill, buddy! Bun! Ker! Hill!"*

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* I know the battle happened on Breeds Hill, and that we lost, but we kicked a lot of Brit ass. You can't take that from us.
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After holding a brief congress behind closed doors at an Embassy Suites conference room, a blue ribbon panel of hardened ex-convicts announced that the recently sentenced financier Bernie Madoff will make for an ideal prison-bitch...
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The Angry Czeck Congratulations to Scott Selph, the 300th Fan of Rage and Rancor. You are a credit to the human race.

Scott
Scott
Well, I guess that is my accomplishment for the day. Time to go home.
Dan
Dan
Fine. Take the Apple POV and penalize early adopters.
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The Angry Czeck
Can't we just be happy for Scott Selph? And by "happy" I mean "furious."
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The Angry Czeck Commemorate Canada Day by giving your favorite Mountie the gift of anger. Suggest Angry Czeck. Or don't, and ruin Canada Day. See if I care.

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The Angry Czeck I find that dropping a loud F-Bomb works in any delicate situation.

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Waiting in line at the deli, you're greeted by someone whose name escapes you.
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The Angry Czeck I don't want to be the one to break it to Bernie Madoff, but I think "Ponzi Scheme" may mean something entirely different in prison.

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The Angry Czeck Classic Rancor Tuesday: I went through a period in life where I dropped a lot of F-Bombs. It's like Hemingway's "Spanish War" period, but with run-on sentences.

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This was going to be a riveting, insightful, emotional and delicately-written post about what a forced-anal-iron-dildo-fuck Bush and his corporately sponsored administration did in the wake of Hurricane ...
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The Angry Czeck After posting epic Michael Jacskson eulogy on the blog, I expected Google Analytics to reveal that the most popular search words leading to the Angry Czeck would be "Michael Jackson." Instead, I get an overwhelming amount of "jessica lange boobs." What the hell?!

Bart
Bart
Look on the bright side, you should also get some "Ron Jeremy teabagging" results.
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The Angry Czeck
Mostly it's "frank zagarino shirtless" and "men wearing tampons"
Beth
Beth
oh god! hahaha
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The Angry Czeck You Twit-heads can follow the Angry Czeck and all his fury on that Twitter-thing all the kids love.

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Rancor and rage stuffed in a homemade leather wallet of hate.
Bill
Bill
What is Twitter
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The Angry Czeck
It's like a telegram.
Beth
Beth
lol
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The Angry Czeck Nice perspective on the Republican Luv Guv. Just keep quoting Bible scriptures, buddy.

Source: www.nytimes.com
With his Argentine lover, Mark Sanford was no longer the penny-pinching governor, but someone more fascinating: Marco, international man of mystery.
Beth
Beth
what a loser.
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The Angry Czeck Share-A-Blog Monday: A right-cross from the Arkansas Right.

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Mike Huckabee last week announced his support for Florida Speaker of the House Marco Rubio’s U.S. Senate Campaign. This endorsement came as no surprise as not only did Rubio endorse Huckabee during the ...
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The Angry Czeck With respects to Christ Evert, I like my women grunty.

Source: sports.espn.go.com
SYDNEY -- Tennis great Chris Evert has joined the chorus of complaints about the noise level in women's tennis, saying the "grunting" was getting out of hand.
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Did NOT intend to make Ms. Evert and deity. Just a typo.
Beth
Beth
lol.
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The Angry Czeck Michael Jackson has risen from the grave! He wants your children's brains! And a fresh diaper for Bubbles.

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Michael Jackson died a weirdo.That might have been enough an epitaph were it not for 1983, when Michael Jackson introduced us to a new manner of motion never before imagined for the human body. Today, a moonwalk seems as pedestrian as flipping the channels on a television. ...
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The Angry Czeck Finally go my vanity URL, Ragers: www.facebook.com/TheRagePage

The Angry Czeck deals in the two-fisted enterprise of fury and rage, stored in a homemade leather wallet of rancor and distributed unevenly to the people.
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The Angry Czeck Changed my shirt. Scored another goal. Soccer is easy!

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The Angry Czeck
They should have put me on goal. (Brazil scores)
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BRAZIL: "Let's start playing with BOTH legs now."
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The Angry Czeck Did you see Angry Czeck make that soccer goal? I was wearing a shirt that said "Dempsey."

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The Angry Czeck Eagerly awaiting permission to assign the AC Fan Page vanity URL today. What should I pick? Melissa? Braveheart? Jon Gosslin?

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Nice. Got to wait until midnight. Considering URL name: Facebook-is-a-jerk
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At least my Honduran coup went to plan.
Bill
Bill
What? You don't like rules?
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The Angry Czeck And Moses returned from the mountain top, carrying two tablets bearing God's Commandments, only to discover that, once again, the coffee pot was empty. "You kill the Joe," Moses shouted, breaking the tablets over his knee, "You make some mo'! No Commandments for you guys! Jerks!"

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The Angry Czeck Thought there was nothing to be angry about today. Then remembered the time I was tricked into watching The Horse Whisperer.

Susan
Susan
What were you promised?
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The Angry Czeck
To be entertained.
Beth
Beth
L M A O! yes!
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The Angry Czeck presents Status Update Movie Review: Role Models sucks rocks for the 15 minutes, then suddenly becomes funny for the remainder of the film. (NOTE: Excessive Paul Rudd chest hair slightly offsets the thrill of female toplessness.)

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The Angry Czeck commented on their own note So you can move on now: Angry Czeck Eulogizes Michael Jackson.