The Shondes

the "You Don't Know Me - You NEVER Knew Me!" - in which you believe yourself to be drinking a Long Island Iced Tea, except that it's actually lemonade with a little diet coke in it.

Jilted Dipsomaniac
red wine+ grape Crush
If the heart break doesn't kill you the hangover will.

¡Gracias! Mi español es *horrible*. ¡Quizá puedo mejorarme antes que venemos a Santiago! xo

I'd like a sesame bagel with peanut butter kthnx.

or a toasted everything bagel with a layer of cream cheese, then a small bit of onion (bermuda) then either cheddar or cooper sharp melted on top of it till it just browns a bit.. I call 'em the Belly Buster Bagel.. the cream cheese liquefies and the onion adds a bit of flavor and it'll last you a whole day in ur tummy!

What is this proposition? Or are we not worthy of such propositions?

if you REALLY loved us, you'd come up for Hartzveytik!

oy, with the guilt.

I feel like screaming. I wish this woman could be me in bathrooms where I get abused all the time no matter which one I choose.

I tried to post a comment saying she should be ashamed but they're not allowing comments. I went to the website they listed with the "victims of discrimination," and it's actually kind of hilarious because each case of "victimization" is so clearly an example of someone being held accountable for unlawfully discriminating on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity. Not being allowed to discriminate against others=discrimination.

!!!!!!!

yes, !!!!!