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OKALHOMA CITY -- An information technology consultant was banned for life by Goodwill Industries from donating any more of his “crap.”

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PYONGYANG -- Roman Polanski plans to direct a motion picture based on the 1977 grand jury testimony that led to his indictment on rape charges.

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The pending extradition of Roman Polanksi to the United States has sent a wave of optimism over aspiring young models across America, eager to lose their virginity to the famous director in exchange for a career boost.

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Despite the growing need, donations of cream-filled pies are down 65% at clown colleges across the U.S.

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NEW YORK -- A book scheduled for release next week claims The Onion makes up all its stories just to get a laugh.

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LOS ANGELES, CA -- In an attempt to lower costs for law enforcement, Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa is asking lawbreakers to turn themselves in as part of his “Arrest Yourself” campaign. He spelled out details of the program at a press conference Tuesday.

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HOLLYWOOD -- Kanye West, still recovering from his embarrassing outburst at the Video Music Awards, is grateful he didn’t go through with everything he had originally planned.

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CHARLESTON, S.C. — Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC), who shot to fame by hollering “You lie!”during President Obama’s speech on healthcare, has been tapped to appear in a series of Budweiser commercials ...

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CALIFORNIA -- An off-the-record comment by President Obama calling Kanye West a “jackass” has been rebuffed by a herd of wild donkeys in the San Bernardino Mountains, east of Los Angeles.






















