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You are in a JARGUNNED mood today
Tired of jargon? One confusing useless word used instead of a straight answer! If you have had enough, help is here!
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You are in a WHY ME mood today
Who does the most work? Who gets the least paid? If that's you, time to get this behind you and fast! Surely you will look forward to getting even!?! Here's how!
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You are in a MONDAY MORNINGER mood today
Get the Monday Morning Blues even on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday? Then it's time to stop dragging yourself and think of getting even. It's quick and guaranteed to drive away the blues.
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You are in a READY TO BITE mood today
Want a board around your neck - Caution! RTB! Or would you rather chew the unsuspecting souls up! There are better ways to get even! Here's how!
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You are in a REAR ON FIRE mood today
Taken on more than you can deliver? Things did not work out quite the way you thought they would? Nobody kept their end of the deal? Happens! If you want to hand it back to them and Get Even, here's how!
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You are in a NIRVANA mood today
Incompetence, lack of ownership and responsibility; nothing affects you anymore. Don't feel guilty. It's time for you to attain corporate nirvana by Getting Even.
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You are in a ENTHU CUTLET mood today
Got the energy, the motivation, the desire and the superhuman desire to volunteer for every tough task. Yes, yes, it's illogical and irritating... but hey, who cares! Never felt like this in your job? It's time to show some enthu and Get Even.

You are in a FUSED BULB mood today
Weary of mind-numbing, never-ending meetings with no real results? It's time to make at least one change. Your job! Here!
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You are in a COOL CUCUMBER mood today
Feel ice-cool? The island of calm in the sea of crises? People looking up to you for advice, feel on top of my game and love it? Can't be sooo cool despite your abilities? It's time to Get Even!
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You are in a SUPERMAN mood today
Bring on the problems, show me the way to the corporate fire... I will take care of them. I am empowered and can do anything. If your office does not give you this feeling, then it's time to Get Even friend!
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You are in a CHILLED OUT mood today
The server's down, no mails, now banish Powerpoint, Excel for a few hours from your life. It's time to be cool, and hope IT takes its own sweet time fixing things. Can never be chilled out in your office? Get Even now!
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You are in a IS IT FIVE PM? mood today
Can't wait to get out of your workplace? Get out of this daily drudgery. Cure yourself forever! And you also don't need to wait until after 5 pm. Click the button now!
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You are in a FRUSTRATED AT WORK mood today
Feel like banging your head against the nearest wall? Nothing's going your way... yaaaaaagh. Have too many of these days, it's time to Get Even!
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You are in a RAGING BULL mood today
Too many (snort) emails with FYA? Too many (grr) people telling you how to do your job? Too many people bugging you with silly requests? Too many... never mind! Been a Raging Bull for long then the only hope for you lies in Getting Even.
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You are in a BLAH BLAH mood today
Want to catch up with friends? Find a place where no one can see your screen, and get on to chat and start typing furiously. Everyone will think you are doing something important and won't bother you. Hate the fact this is the only way to connect with friends, then it's time to Get Even!
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You are in a BRAINWAVE mood today
Bristling with ideas. Need one? Talk to me, you will get several! Sitting in an idea-killer office? It's time to Get Even. It's a great idea!
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You are in a PLANET FRIENDLY mood today
India-Australia test series, think this is the time to reduce my company's carbon footprint – by working from home!!! What your company has no such policy? What a loser! You need to get even right away!
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You are in a SAVE AN IDEA mood today
In a brainstorm? Don't be the first one to give an idea so that others can kill it. Instead wait and when everyone gets desperate for an idea, unveil yours and watch others embrace it. Hate the fact you are the only one with ideas, then get even, here's how!
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You are in a SLOW MO mood today
He is taking it easy today, after all he is Slo-Mo Mood today. Been in Slo-Mo mood a lot recently? Then it's time for you to get moving and get even, fast.
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You are in a SO EFFICIENT mood today
He is thrilled with his efficiency. No one's messed his schedule and he has accomplished a lot today. Find it impossible to be efficient despite your best efforts? Then you need the Get Even dose.
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You are in a THE BOND mood today
Dress nattily, bring out the British accent, call the boss 'M' and his secy 'Money Penny', shake things not just stir them. Can't have such fun at work? Time to get even – it's guaranteed to spice your life! .
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You are in a WANNA BITCH mood today
He is feeling really, really, pi**ed and he needs a good bitching session to get back in the groove. Been feeling like this for a long time? Then you need the Get Even dose.
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You are in a YOYO mood today
It’s that kind of a day – happy one moment, in the pits the other. Can’t take it? Get even – full guarantee you will be smiling for a long time again!
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