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Christopher Castro Roboblogger is slacking. What gives?

Topix Take *that* swine flu!
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AN airline has been criticised for not knowing what to do after one of its planes hit a bushpig on take-off. Air Zimbabwe had "no disaster response strategy" and its personnel "did not have a clue" of what to do. Secret police arrested two passengers for taking pictures.

Topix More importantly, were my 8-tracks still in it??
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A 1965 Volkswagen bus reported stolen in Spokane more than 35 years ago was recovered in mid-October in the Los Angeles/Long Beach seaport.

Topix "So help me Hanna, there's a pachyderm in the road."
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Topix They should have used invisible ink. duh.
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In this Oct. 23, 2009, police mug photo provided by the Carroll, Iowa, Police Department, Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, is shown in Carroll, Iowa.

Topix Too. Many. Jokes.
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One bordello, hoping to stave off falling demand in the economic crisis, has begun offering discounts to customers who pedal bicycles to the door.

Topix No "head"-line necessary
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A 29-year-old Lebanon man was arrested on drug charges over the weekend after a police officer saw him with a bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead in a city convenience store.

Marv Rein Police in TROY,Michigan,,LOSEb$40k. FROM a secert drug money safe,,not OPEN since 2005,,only 2 TOP ranking oFFicers had KEYS == NO CRIME

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Now that's what I call a mulligan http://www.topix.com/city/beaufort-sc/20 09/10/golfer-has-arm-bitten-off-by-allig ator-while-retrieving-ball
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BEAUFORT, S.C.: Officials say an alligator bit off part of a golfer's arm as he leaned over to pick up his ball at a private South Carolina course.

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From the land of bad ideas http://www.topix.com/city/lake-elsinore- ca/2009/10/man-blows-off-hands-making-ex plosives
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A man blew off one of his hands in a blast while mixing homemade high explosives inside his family's home in Lake Elsinore.

Topix "You yell shark, and we got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July."
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It bit up a porpoise? They're smarter than humans! The guy should get a reward, not a fine. Dolphin defenders unite against the great white!

Topix turns out people really *would* kill for good chocolate.
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A new study suggests a link between eating chocolate or candy as a child and violent behavior as an adult. Researchers from Cardiff University studied more than 17,500 children born in 1970 for nearly four decades. ...











