Marissa Brooks

Marissa Brooks I love the deaf girl story!!

Jake Reihl

Jake Reihl Love your book!!! I read it in about two days, and couldn't put it down! Can't wait to see your movie and read your next book.

Pepe Gusteau

Pepe Gusteau I am a little person from ze France and I need friends. Will you all add me as friends?

Laura

Laura you need to get your ass to Scotland. We'll send you home with a few stories. We're the mutts nuts for heavy session drinking over here and we would FUCK YOU UP!!!!

November 5 at 4:15pm · Report
Alex Rexin
Alex Rexin
please dont encourage this guy. its like shit, you post witty remarks on someone elses wall(a person who more than likely doesn't even read them btw). do you have a fucking life or what? get out, get fucked up, get fucked, an socialize a bit.
Yesterday at 1:18pm
Daniel Connolly
Daniel Connolly
aaron arrowstar, the fact that your first and last name both start with A does not make you tucker max. therefore, stop trying to be tucker max on tucker max's facebook page. you are an unbelieveable douche.
19 minutes ago
Tim Riegle

Tim Riegle you are my god.... show me your light

November 3 at 10:39pm · Report
Aaron Arrowstar
Aaron Arrowstar
Wow, you go to UBC, your life also sucks, just look at your diploma, figure it out, I did. I went to a canadian university and learned the basics quick. All schools in Canada SUCK. Canada is terrible for partying. For one, women in USA are ... A LOT easier to hook up with, this is a fact. USA offers a completely different experience then Canada, it... Read More's not even comparable. For those of you trying to act like Tucker Max who are Canadian, GOOD LUCK, because you'll look like a loser. Trust me, I know, because my attitude doesn't gel well with the Canadian culture. I am italian, I am partially canadian, I AM COCKY/not a nice person. :(... don't judge me.
Sat at 6:30pm
Pamela LaGamba
Pamela LaGamba
yo fuck youuuuuu! canadians kick ass
7 hours ago
Arturo

Arturo Dear Tucker Max,
i thought you should know .. i totally just got rejected cause you're listed as one of my personal ideals in one of my profiles.... apparently being a fan of you is a deal breaker to this person.. in response i laughed hysterically and told them to fuck off.. thought you would get a laugh out of that.. Art.

November 3 at 10:10pm · Report
Pete Mcgeary
Pete Mcgeary
Stick a banana up you ass, make a sundae and die
Sat at 1:48am
Aaron Arrowstar
Aaron Arrowstar
Pete, I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't have such profound sexual fantasies of me. ...And put some pants on, jesus. Nihal, you are ugly. I have no further comment. Chris, word, dawg, I am a poser. Right now I'm posing as a girl who is actaully interested in you. I'm sure you're too nervous to respond right now so I will carry the ... Read Moreconversation, as most hot girls do, and tell you about all the sexual indecencies I would love to do with you. I am so wet an horny right now, people think I'm actually pissing from my vagina, trust me though, it's not pee. I think I love you, tonight I will masturbate to images of you picking up at your local gay bar. Enjoy! ... ps. I produce music for Kanye West, t-pain, akon. Not a big deal though, call me.
Sat at 4:21pm
Kristina

Kristina When will 'Assholes finish first' be released in Australia?

November 3 at 7:52pm · Report
Heather Lewis
Heather Lewis
Well, since it still isn't available for immediate purchase in the states...a while. Can you pre-order it there yet?
November 5 at 2:42am
Aaron Arrowstar
Aaron Arrowstar
When will you lose your virginity?
November 5 at 9:09pm
J Thomas Wilson

J Thomas Wilson
I just read the Section on the Vegas Trip and would like to let Tucker and everyone else who sees this, that (although I am not trying to reign on their parade) In N Out burger was dissapointing to me. If you want one of the best Burgers you've ever had, come to Louisiana, if you happen to stop in Lafayette, go to Sout...h Side Bakery, or Judice Inn. That burger will make you jizz your pants. Im not saying that In N Out was bad though. BTW you book is inspiring me to turn my college journals into a similar book kind of book, keep up the writing.Read More

November 3 at 6:04pm · Report
Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Reed
Despite what that sad glob of gray failure that you call your brain may tell you, aaron, you're not funny. Commenting on every post and attempting to insult random people for no reason is not a replacement for a social life and/or friends, and it's not going to make you become the equivalent of the glory that is Tucker Max (and it's painfully obvious that you're trying to emulate him). What you need is counseling and lubricant, because you're looking at a lifetime of lonely nights. Give up, bud.
Sat at 2:36pm
Aaron Arrowstar
Aaron Arrowstar
I am confused.... I think Jennifer may be a guy with a mullet. I think Jon Reed is really T. Max. .... I think my life is going to be filled with a LIFETIME of lonely nights. I think you might be gay? I've never been one to insult an ugly kid with glasses, so do you want to make out? Thanks pumpkin.
Sat at 4:07pm
John Repp

John Repp Ticket to I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, $9. Large coke, 4.75. Pint of Jack Daniels, $8. Going to the bar afterwards, hitting on fat girls, and watching two old ladies fight while your best friend pukes on himself, priceless.

November 3 at 2:53pm · Report
Aaron Arrowstar
Aaron Arrowstar
Terrible story, you're not Tucker Max, and you're not funny. Try committing suicide?
November 5 at 9:12pm
Debbie Pina

Debbie Pina just finished reading your book. i loved every mintue of it. the story "the night we almost died" is by far one of my favorites. keep the stories coming! : ]

Justin Neaves

Justin Neaves Going to see the movie tomorrow night.. Finally in my hometown! Read the book now ready to see it acted out, excited!

Tonya Williams
Tonya Williams
The movie needs to come to my town !!!
November 4 at 5:53pm
Aaron Arrowstar
Aaron Arrowstar
Wow, your life must suck.
November 5 at 9:12pm
Mike

Mike Love the book. Loved the stories even more online years and years ago. At first it was hard to beleive some of that shit but then I put in my first four years of college. Keep it comin

Patrick Breslin

Patrick Breslin I looked for you at Va tech This weekend? where the hell were ya?

November 2 at 7:26am · Report
Amy
Amy
I just finished you book for the second time, your one hell of a guy lol
November 3 at 9:58am
Bryce
Bryce
What did you think of Virginia Tech night games? besides that sorry fucking team that showed up that night
November 4 at 1:23pm
James Mc Namara

James Mc Namara Just Bought 5 copies of your book for my Boys-Fukin' legend -and just saw the trailor for the Movie -Sweet .....

Justin Walker

Justin Walker i wanted to let u know that last night was the first time i can proudly say i was Tucker Max drunk

November 1 at 5:39am · Report
Craig Meyerowitz
Craig Meyerowitz
Tucker ... it's as simple as this - movie was great but the trailer sucked so no one wanted to see it!
November 1 at 7:51pm
Kyle Hubbard
Kyle Hubbard
Craig I hope your firstborn child gets leuchemia
November 4 at 1:00am
Tonya Williams
Tonya Williams
wow .. harsh much ??
November 4 at 5:54pm