| Other | K mom I'm at -----'s house, we're going to bed. LOL jk, we didn't even leave yet., if i text a person in the same room as me, i stare at them 'til they get it, being afraid to let your leg hang off your bed in case it gets eaten, I will name my child stacy, i will be stacy's mom and i will have it goin on, im so tired but im going to stay up and talk to you anyway, I am currently in a poke war. And I will win., Ugh, school tomorrow. LOL, jk. I'm a graduating senior of 2010, bitch! :D, Red Bull gave me wings, lol jk im already pretty fly., Twitter, Class of 2011!, Max Brenner New York City, Bradley Cooper, Asher Monroe, falling asleep . . . almost asleep . . . *VIBRATION!* damn it. well, guess i'll keep texting, yeah, you look alright...from a distance...at night...behind a wall, Taylor Lautner, Bruno Mars, Reptar, Sterling Knight, The nervous feeling you get when you press the send button on a risky text., The feeling you get when you understand something in math class., Zooey Deschanel, Cash, Twitter, i care about my schoolwork LOL jk... i go to molloy., shhh, just go with it ;), I hate it when I keep my swag on all day and overswagulate, "What happened to bros before hoes?" "Well this one isnt a hoe, so shes first", Dancing with No Pants on. HOLLAAAA, Stiffler's Mom, Proper Grammar, Hi welcome to Hollister, Would you like a flashlight?, Running for the bus, missing it, then pretending you didn't want it anyway., There should be a relationship status that says "in a wolf pack with....", I don't really care. I'm graduating., Pelvic Thrusting, hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium, Damon Salvatore & Elena Gilbert, Count Chocula!, My roofies bring Alan to the yard, and he's like, "you're such a retard.", So, what animal is your bracelet?, When you're so good at sarcasm no one can tell if you are serious or not, We're not lost, we're on an adventure, being a BAMF., ❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Pimpin, Eminem's face when lady gaga accepted her award at the VMA's, mom, i could be dying and you're not answering the phone, It's called a status. Not a diary., Hi My Name's Shower. If You Turn Me On... Ill Make You Wet., That time of year when caring about school just goes downhill., hugs from behind :), Asking for a quarter during lunch, Stacey's mom has got a turban on, all the chodes on chatroulette, I miss looking to the bottom right for notifications :'(, Saying "I'm Tired" When Your Actually Sad, Christian Siriano, SPANKING, Rupert-Grint, I Dont care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass., Cristiano Ronaldo, Adam Gregory, Mr. Feeny, Texts From Last Night, FML, DailyBooth, LOOKBOOK.nu, Alex Gaskarth, Megan Fox, [Heath Ledger], Daren Kagasoff, Fernando Torres, Jerry Trainor, Jim Sturgess, Adam Sevani Geliebter, Max Thieriot, Robert Pattinson, Sean Faris, Michael Phelps, BlackBerry Smartphones App, That look you and your friend exchange when you see someone hot, "Y0 WA$ POP!N, W@T U GUNA D0 2dA@Y?!" .. Oh hell no, learn how to spell First., That really hot friend that you secretly wanna bang..., The correct usage of "You're", "Your", "There", "Their" and "They're", I'm not a nerd, I'm just not stupid like you., alyssa olivares' photography, I don't understand why everybody likes you., whenever someone says "i hate you" i yell i love you too!!, I LOVE THE FEENY CALL, the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time!, ever since i met alyssa, i stopped carrying around my camera., finding out the someone you like likes you back :), "This is why you are my friend" Moments, OMG! i can't believe this is steve from blues clues!, Bentley from Teen Mom, cutest baby EVER <3 ., NSLC - National Student Leadership Conference, "We Got A Stage 5 Clinger. She's Stalking My Life On The Boardwalk.", I hate it when I wake up in the morning and I don't feel like P. Diddy =/, I hate when naked asian guys jump out of my trunk & beat me with a crow bar, I hate the kid who tells their parents everything, Guys that actually appreciate their girlfriends, I don't care if the spider's "not hurting anyone", I want it dead., Team Guy-Who-Almost-Crushed-Bella-With-A-Car, If i survive 12/21/2012 i will throw the biggest party everr., I watch movies multiple times and hope things change, Mike "The Situation", Mom. Mom. Look at me. Mom. Mom. MOM!!! YOU'RE NOT LOOKING!!! MOM!!!, When i was little, i connected markers together to make a sword., Kelly Blatz, Asian Babies, that feeling you get when the person you like smiles at you :), I was first in Mario Kart, I fell off a cliff, and then I was twelfth., hearing a song from so long ago and remembering all the memories, "!f yUh t!yp3 Lyk3 Dihs", DON'T TALK TO ME, Getting Paranoid When I Notice Patterns On Multiple Choice Tests, I make random noises or words when I don't know the actual words to a song., ''YOU GO GLENN COCO! YOU GO!'', Kurt Hummel (Glee), being really, really, ridiculously good looking, Doodle Jump, Naming inanimate objects, sledding, Shaun White, PostSecret, Ryan Reynolds, True friends give hugs, not "pounds"., I don't care if it's 4AM, I don't consider it tomorrow until i wake up., Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate, Hello? I'm on my way mom. I'm a minute away. CLICK. Crap I gotta leave now, Getting down to business to defeat the Huns, the phrase "due to the inclement weather" on the school's website, I HATE coincidentally walking to the beat of publicly playing music!, The grade below us thinks their hot $h!t- at least WE get a laugh out of it, 11:10...11:10....11:10............ 11:13?! WHAT THE CRAP! I MISSED IT AGAIN, Awkward Eye Contact With Attractive People, Whoaa!... when did you become attractive?, At the end of every party there is always a girl crying., the deep conversations before going to bed at sleepovers, Boy texting:"Hey babe, I miss you soo much"-send to Maria, Anna,Michelle..., 1 new message from _____ . makes me smile instantly (: <3, Having Sexual Conversations with your Best Friend :), I love it when people play with my hair., Finding out something about someone, and never looking at them the same., I hate recieving text messages from Tiger Woods at 3am asking for sex., Procrastination is like jacking off, in the end your screwing yourself., There are pages I won't "fan" just because of their horrible grammar., reaching the point where harmless procrastination meets "oh god im screwed", I always forget my locker combination after school breaks, I need to stop being a fan of things this instant, I know we're "Just Friends" and all, but I really wanna kiss you right now., That feeling you're going to die when you lean too far back on your chair, I am Asian, therefore I am Awesome, My door was closed when you came in, dont walk off and leave it open., Making the "kissy face" isn't cute. It makes you look like a dumbass., I wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, How in any way does a piercing affect my learning???, Could I just finish my sentence before we start talking about you again?, "Beer Can" in an English accent sounds like "Bacon" in a Jamaican accent., Making eye contact with attractive strangers ;D, Why are we learning about this, I will never use it in the future., STOP LYING! I KNOW YOU HAVE AN EXTRA PENCIL I CAN BORROW!, Just Because You Have a Camera Doesn't Mean You're a Photographer, Summer Break!, We Want a Dislike Option, Filipino Pride, No Justin Bieber you don't love that girl, you're 12., I hate that sunday night "school the next day" feeling, What does P Diddy feel like in the morning?, When I was little I went down the stairs on my butt, Taylor Lautner Shirtless, I miss you. The old you. The new one sucks., making code-names for the guys you likee, Unless it's due tomorrow, I don't care, I hate wanting someone you can't have, Waking up with unread texts that make you smile, I hate saying hi to people and they don't see you and you feel retarded, Texting, *drops cookie* "Don't break! Don't break! Don't break!"... Aw man., it's adorable when a guy gives you his hoodie, AIM status-"omg crying.dnt ask.dnt iem"- IF U DNT WNT PPL TO ASK Y SAY IT?, The kid who always yells in the middle of class, "OMG IT'S SNOWING!!!!!!", I Accidentally Write Down What I'm Thinking While Writing Something Else, It Annoys Me When People Say, "That's So Gay". Cut it Out., when people say "brb shower," i picture them in the shower., stop calling yourself ugly just so people can say your not, I Said Hi To Be Nice I Don't Want Your F****** Life Story., You Dont Move after screaming, "Im Coming" when Your parents call you., I Hate When Teachers Call on u Just b/c They Know Your Not Paying Attention, I will wake up on 12-21-2012 and say "Bring It", I have no idea what you just said so im just gonna say "yeah" and smile, fck A dislike Button lemme get a Yah Tightttt button, Senioritis, Finding Money In Your Pocket, Taylor Lautner's abs, That was NOT your last piece of gum stop lying, Random laughter when remembering something, I dont care!, Michael S. Vartan, Australian Accents, Victorias secret Models, "Aurora Borealis", Hulu, I change the pitch of my voice when quoting the opposite sex., i left MY food in the fridge, then YOU ate it... i hate you., You should be thanking me everyday I haven't punched you in the face yet, You instantly piss me off when I see you., right, im going to start my work RIGHT NOW.. oh look i have a notification, Accomplishing something before the microwave reaches :00., Getting a text as soon as you pick up your phone and feeling like Jesus, Those who criticize our generation, forget who raised it., You never see an Asian hobo., I hate when people sit in front of you at movies & take away your foot rest, practically living at my best friend's house., I type L-O-L or L-M-A-O and i have a blank expression on my face, I Want A Kiss At Midnight On New Years Eve, Finding a Baby in your closet and naming it Carlos., When you walk you try to take the same amount of steps in each cement box, Im about to fall asleep, im still talking and i have NO idea what im saying, if my parents knew half the things i did..i'd be dead, I MARRIED A WHORE............ HOW DARE YOU! SHES A NICE LADY!!, yea we Smushed....., NO. my status is from a song. its not about you. get over yourself., "your gift is outside!" "OMG IDK WHAT IT IS!" its obviously a car dumbshit., *watching a preview* *it ends* *turn to your friend* "i wanna see that!", aww:)...now how many other girls are you saying this too? jerk., i liked you , i move on - now you like me? W.T.F is this bullsh!t, Getting a better grade than the kid who actually studied, If you really missed me, you would make an effort to hang out., "just do you.", I'm not in a bad mood, you just annoy me, aim away-"leave me alone"... hey stupid how about you just dont sign on aim, we all know someone really skinny but eats loads more than a fat person, You looked cute..... from far away., I'm Filipino, so why the f*ck are you cussing me with Chinese jokes?, SANTA OH MY GOD santa's here?I know him...i know him, No matter how prepared I am, I get a massive shock when the toast pops up, I didn't trip, I was testing gravity, it still works., "you look nicee." "ugh,no i dont !" TAKE THE DAMN COMPLIMENT !, Quoting song lyrics in your status which relate to the mood your in, Don't complain about grading 140 essays over the weekend, you assigned it., Doing your homework last minute and still getting a baller grade, Guys that smell amazing, Keeping The Txts That Mean Something To You, Hate when nobody comments on your awesomely thought up status, That awkward moment when you glance at someone staring at you., YEAH I STUDIED. Then I forgot everything when I saw the paper., When I was your age, I was raising tamagochi's, not babies., Looking Over And Realizing You're Walking Next To Someone Incredibly Hot, there is no dislike button. get over it, Dont Tell Me Everythings Fine, When Its Not . I Can Just Tell By Your Face, Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness., Why can't I go? They can pick me up, drop me off, & it wont cost you a dime, the "sup" head nod., The mini heart attack you get when you think you've seen a spider., "Oh Yvonne! That's a French ass name Yvonne! Yeah, my lil croissant!", "Are you going to school tomorrow?" "No, I'm riding my unicorn to Alaska.", In what way does a hat, hairstyle, piercing etc effect my learning?, What's up with the giant mutant roaches in Molloy?!?!, " It's not illegal, it's frowned upon - like masturbating on an airplane..", i wish my friend's houses were connected to mine via secret tunnels, The strong urge to kill whoever likes the person you are in love with., Did we just become best friends? Yep!, You told my best friend... and you thought I wasn't going to find out?, My Scantron Answers would be an epic song in Rock Band, Having breakfast for dinner, esopus and crowley milk., South America + Africa = T-Rex, Yes, i do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute., dont you hate it when Ke$ha holds your party up because she hasnt walked in, Girls like it when guys text first... true story, Hello! How bout that ride in, I guess thats why they call it sin city HAHAH, Treat a girl how you would treat your xbox, if a boy smells nice, it makes them more attractive [; <3, Hey Mom! Look at this!....Mom look!...HURRY!....MOM!!!.......you missed it., When I Die, Someone Should Keep Updating My Status To Freak Out People, YOU BOTH FANCY EACH OTHER, JUST GO OUT ALREADY!, We know you studied, So let me copy your test!, Rose: "I'l never let go Jack..." THAT LOOKS LIKE LETTIN GO TO ME!!!, Hi, I'm a Girl, I Ignore Decent Guys and Choose Scumbags Instead, Are you stupid?! I LIKE YOU!!!, Not Being Pregnant, chatroulette is the s. h. i. t., if the schools on fire, im running, not walking, just so you know, I just wanna slap whoever started "Become a fan to see picture", I'm excited to move on but scared to let go., WHY'S HE/SHE COMING WITH US ????, Counting How Many Uhms/Likes Someone Uses in a Class Presentation, I HATE This New "Become a Fan To See the Amazing Picture" Scheme., Join if you lol'd at this Harry Potter conversation., we started to watch a movie, but we ended up...not watching a movie., I hate when im yelling at someone and i mess up what im saying, When I sit down, I randomly have a boner and I can't stand up., SNOWDAY WEDNESDAY, uhm v a g i n a?, Every once in a while, i check just to see if i have force powers, The extreemly awkward moment when the person you like asks you who you like, The Flirting Stage Before You Get Together, Click if you think there is no point of having school on friday February 12, Everytime I get used to FACEB00K, a new layout messes me up. STOP IT, Please stop looking so attractive, I'm trying to stop liking you., There Should Be Another Relationship Status Called "Has A Thing With", making your bed rock, there should be a relationship satus called " Talking ", I love reading someones status and knowing exactly who it's about., Im scared to speak to you first because i just feel like im annoying you :|, You're hot.. too bad you're also a douchee., when you get a unexpected text & sit there smiling to yourselff :), Thats our inside joke, why are you laughing?, she's gross, why do you like her?, I have been personally victimized by Regina George, I hate when the conversation dies between you and the person you like., Its the morning, shut the hell up and be tired, I built forts with blankets and pillows when i was little, Guys Making the First Move, Sleeping without pants on, NO VALENTINE, Wishing The Person You Liked Lived Next Door, Taylor Swift + Vodka = Ke$ha, when "taking a walk" secretly meant let's go hook up., I think you're cute , that doesnt mean I like you., Working hard and playing harder, Your attempts to make me jealous, are hilarious and unsuccessful., "do me a favor?" "does it involve me getting up?" ".....yes." "then no.", I want Nicholas Sparks to create me a boyfriend., "Wanna hang out?" "sure, what are we doing?" "I don't know", I Feel Bad When I Fall Asleep Texting Someone Without Saying Goodnight, Making up Random Songs About What You're Doing, So I got a question, do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement?, being a swaggasaurus rex, I secretly chuckle to myself when i have 69 friends online..., texting friends during shocking moments on a tv show., Microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes =(, When my phone vibrates I shout 'I'm Vibrating', I bet everybody reading this right now has not finished homework, "Mom, mom, ok i have to go. mom. i have to go. ok. ok. i have to go", Staying up late talking to someone you like, Unlimited Texting, New Jersey Shore, Saturday Night, Flipping the Pillow Over to Get to the Cold Side, Texting, I sing the alphabet in my head when I look up a word in the dictionary., That Awkward Moment When Someone Says You Guys Should Go Out, Having to rescue your friend from the "grinding guy" on the dancefloor, "You looked cute from the side", "until I saw your whole Face" DAMN!!, "Maybe it's Maybelline" ... Maybe it's Photoshop., Seaweed touched my foot, might as well be a great white shark, You're like 18, stop hitting on 13 year-olds..., screaming DIE when you spray bug spray on a bug., Waiting until 12:00a.m. to say "Happybirthday" to a close friend, Yes. You are orange. And no. It does not look natural., i totally take back all those times i didn't want to nap when i was younger, You know girls are mad when they end one word sentences with a period, Staples For Students, I don't want a job, I just want money., When I'm Bored I Scroll Down my homepage reading everyones statuses., Taylor Lautner When He Is Shirtless, I Know Your Reading My Inbox While "Playing" With My Phone., I Just Want To Punch You In The Face Right Now, I hate when it gets dark out at 5:00 pm, I hate getting useless notifications!, alyssa's triple chocolate brownies with frosting and sprinkles., Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Music and Lyrics, I Hate Getting Texts That Only Say "k", ACIS Educational Tours, Dislike Button, New York Mets, Reese's, The Hangover Quotes, Bubbles, I Love Cookie Dough, Gettin' It In, I Hate People That Dont Text Back, Cookie Dough, Jac Vanek Bracelets, iChat, ooVoo, GarageBand, MacBook, The Twilight Saga, PacSun, American Eagle Outfitters, Pandora, Ohh thats a tan?.. I thought you got attacked by a mob of orange markers.., The awkwardness when a woman doesn't choose the iron in a game of monopoly, when you realize you over slept you jump off the bed like a ninja, Hearing,"Just a small town girl." and shouting, "Livin' in a Lonely World!", It's just my opinion, don't get so defensive. Damn., Mom and Dad...when I lie to you, its for your own good, There's plenty of fish in the sea, so can you not flirt with my fish?, I have to have album artwork for every song on my iTunes!, whats a matta you hungry?, Keep Your Hands Off My Mama Keep Your Hand Off My Doritos, 9 out of 10 dentists recommend not brushing your teeth w/ a bottle of jack., I redo high fives if they weren't good enough the first time, when i see someone walking by me at night, i assume theyre going to kill me, DEEDEE! GET OUT OF MY LABORRRATORY!, "Will there be boys there?" "No mom, it's a nun party.", Licking the spoon after mixing brownie batter, I saw CadyHeron wearing armypants&flipflops,so I bought armypants&flipflops, I took the time to write on your wall, don't just comment on my post., I might have joined your group if it weren't such a grammatical failure., 'Someone Likes You!' 'Who!' 'I can't tell you!' 'then why did you say it?', Feeling like if you turn on all the lights, you will be safe from anything., I met you. I liked you. I got to know you. Your such a dick., You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending., WHERE THE F**K DO ALL MY HAIR TIES GO?!, Hugs where you get picked up into the air., Paper cuts: so small, but so evil., boys who play guitar, Screaming at characters in movies to do things, " YoO DaWg WaAtZ GoOdiI33? " Dude, Shut Up You're White ., Mental Health Days, "Good Morning" Text Messages, Not Wearing Pants, a kiss on the forehead, Windham Mountain, Warm weather, AREPA CON QUESO, Snowboarding, Giving drivers the "I dare you to hit me" look when crossing the road., I HATE IT WHEN YOU WALK OUTSIDE AND A GIRAFFE KICKS YOU IN THE BALLS, ANIMAL RUBBER BANDS!!!, Spooning leads to Forking, Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. Moving my seat will not help., Pace University, Daisy Dukes, it wild, to be with you., Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger, but now I love you, Having mad swag., Boy's with amazing smiles., Loading Swag... ████████████████ 100% Complete., DOIN' WORK, We all have that friend...Who's not really our friend, I feel bad when someone punches my abs and their knuckles break., "Everyones going tonight, Mom" "Who's Everyone?" "...People", When I was your age we didn't have Silly Bandz, We had sex bracelets, amika : love your hair, Webstagram - Instagram Web Viewer, Promise Tamang Phan, Melanie Iglesias, Kimkiins, iPhone 4s, Gilly Hicks, Audi USA, Interior design, Running like a gorilla up the stairs because it's easier that way., Ryan Gosling, Vossen Wheels, Volkswagen R32, Not having an amazing body, because lets face it, food is better., On a scale of 1 to Nigel Thornberry, how smashing are you?, Free food? OK, I'll go., Untagging photos of yourself because you look like a goat, CRM Social Media, GlamoRose.com, The IMAN Foundation, +Space | Zero Impact Beverages, noeldavidson.com, I think your eyebrows need a divorce, RoomSketcher, Michael Toth, ARCADE by Rochelle Gores, Hanging up your turtle suit after a long day of being awkward, I hate when i buy a bag of air and there are chips in it, Bubble Tea, I need money, not a job, Dave Franco, Andrew Garfield, Summer 2011, your face., Wes Craven, Luke Pasqualino, The Bamboozle Festival, Don't Talk to Me. It's a Monday., Kaya Scodelario, Access Zen Radio, Batheo, GolfProsAcademy, College Light Inc., Buy Regenerect, CultureMatchup.com, Going to McDonalds for a Salad is like going to a whore for a hug., "FUCK YOU" "whoa.. don't threaten me with a good time", Alex Pettyfer, Addicted To Ink Tattoos - White Plains NY, University Of Swag, Snog, M.A.C MAKEUP, Home Designing, Francisco Lachowski, White Fudge Covered Oreos, I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking., Bucket Naked Palace, Rest in Peace Mr. Mecca, you will never be forgotten 1/6/11, Dance Central, Alyssa Marin, 'Like' if you have met someone amazing in 2010., When Parents Text, peeing on homeless people:), Reading someone's status and thinking 'oh shut the hell up', That awkward moment when santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom., The pure bullshit that comes out of your pen during exam time, Stewie Griffin from Family Guy, F.I.N.A.L.S = Fuck, I never actually learned shit., Far2Wild Parties, Never Back Down, Pandora Bracelets, Kamikaze Race, Alessandra Ambrosio, Dear blank, please blank., Remembering you had to do something and just shouting "FUCK", You Make Me Touch Your Hands For Stupid Reasons!!, oh sorry, i forgot, nothings ever your fucking fault., I can't believe a GIRL did this because of Justin Bieber, ESS Earth Visions, Nigga made a pizza!, That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy., "Mom, Mom, Mom, Mami, Mama, Ma, Ma, Mum, Mummy..." "WHAT?!" "Hi. Hehehe.", I Hate Writing Papers!, There's a very fine line between cute PDA and "keep it in your pants" PDA, i hate when my phone dies when i really need it!, Kelly Cutrone, Archbishop Molloy High School, The "See Friendship" button is a little too creepy, don't you think?!?, Taylor Swift is obviously stalking me because she sings about my life., it on top, I hate wasting a cute outfit on what you think is going to be a good night., Being In A Relationship Where You Can Act Silly Together, FCKH8.com, It's not complicated, you're just stupid., People who actually respond when you send them a text, If this page gets 500 members Daniel Donis will quit schwimming, What Separates Me From You - A Day To Remember's new album., If you tickle me im not responsible for your injuries., happy lief erikson day! yurga hinga dinga durgen, "I had a dream about you" "Really?" "Yeah we had sex", It's T Shirt Time, "shut your mouth you dirty little hamster", People who Smell Good, getting it in., MLIB - My Life is Bro, I miss my high school friends, can i keep you? <3, Now that I'm in college, naps are essential, The argument that DISPROVES ATHEISM., you, i go harder than a teenage boy in the morning ; ), knowing peoples birthdays because of facebook, Liam Hemsworth, i wonder how many strangers have pictures with me in the background., great story, tell it again., Live Every Week Like It's Shark Week, Zack Merrick, May kwento ako, Hahahahaha, tapos hahahaha, tapos tapus na, Slappin' Da Bass, Hand Hugs, The best conversations happen late at night, nope, you're not pretty, you're a slut. that's why all the guys flirt with you, wow you deleted me... you sure showed me, I don't care if it's 5 minutes or a whole night, i just want to see you., what ARE you wearing??, yeah, you look alright...from a distance...at night...behind a wall, morning texts :), Boys that smell good are always hug worthy. :), I don't really have a type. I just know what I like when I see it, If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood., Don't be cute when I'm trying to be mad at you!, "I'll pop a Glock in your mouth and make a brain slushy.", unexpected texts that make you smile <3, Bagel Bites, the ridiculous things people say as a result of how tired they are, yo you're mad cute., Can I have a hug? LOL, jk i have a boner, IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION, "Do it, you won't.", well arent you just a ray of fucking sunshine., I hate losing guitar picks, "YOU'RE SUCH A DICK, I HATE YOU!", "dudeee, she so wants me.", "Isn't this illegal!?' 'Not if we don't get caught!", baking stuff really late at night because your bored, Setting Off Illegal Fireworks, Spain for World Cup 2010!, YES, MOM I UNDERSTAND!!*5 minutes later* What did she want me to do again??, no you dont "get mad bitches" yer a senior who gets with freshman, My sleeping pattern is f*cked!, Do you know what would look good on you? Me., IT'S HOT AS BALLS IN HERE!!!, WHEN I SAY WEAKASS YOU SAY B*TCH! WEAKASS!! ....... B*TCH!!!, Getting good night or good morning texts. :), Those texts you just stare at because of what they say., Umm, Ke$ha? I don't think "LOVE" is the only drug you're on . ., I can turn almost anything you say into something sexual., Buzz Lightyear in Spanish Mode, Barbie & Ken ToyStory3, I love smiling smiling is my favorite, Pronouncing "Target" like "Tarjay" to make it sound fancier, to cuddle., Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear is a D-Bag, "HE'S CUTE I SWEAR LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE", you've got a friend in me, I will miss seeing you everyday 5days a week, YES, i do feel better when you text/call me first., Wanna makeout?, Ima kill this bug... HOLY SHIT IT FLIES!!, stroking furry walls., OMG HI! I missed u! u look so good!! LOL JK go die, Gary Coleman will never find out what Willis was talking about. :'(, "Why is your room so dirty?" ".......Why are you in my room?", I hate it when i sleep at someones house and wake up AGES before them., Not Being in High School Anymore, Billy Mays would have known what to do with the oil leak in the gulf, i pulled out... LOL JK ur pregnant, 2010 is the best because only we get to graduate with Andy from Toy Story, Tom Wengler the Starbucks Barista, showering after a full day at the beach feels like god., HOLY SHIT... since when were you hot?!, saving your cute underwear for the days that matter |
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