The Compliment Machine

"The Compliment Machine offers all the class of ideas which can be available in such a case as a language of representative feelings. It is sufficient to say that a chorus of elaborate vocabulary was displayed before me, as in a piece of arras work, the whole of my inner thoughts--not as if recalled by an act of memory, but as if present and incarnated in the robot; no longer painful to dwell upon; but the detail of its incidents removed or blended in some hazy abstraction, and its passions exalted, spiritualized, and sublimed. All this was to be had by simply adding this facebook app." -- Sir Winston Churchill