Does free-trade gourmet coffee, vintage T-shirts, Apple products, indie music, food co-ops, David Sedaris on NPR, make you weak in the knees? Are you down with diversity and up on all the best microbrews, breakfast spots, foreign cinema and authentic sushi? Then you might be white, and you might not be as unique as you think you are, but there is only one way to find out. Our survey will precisely determine your whiteness, so kick back on your IKEA couch and find out how white you actually are.

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