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Last Thursday, women's college soccer was the showcase for some seriously violent girl-on-girl action thanks to University of New Mexico defender Elizabeth Lambert. We've watched the highlights repeatedly and have contemplated whether true evil was actually at work as Lambert laid waste to her Brigham Young opponents.
T...o truly capture the craziness, we're offering Asylum's All Mashed Up to contextualize to carnage ...Read More
T...o truly capture the craziness, we're offering Asylum's All Mashed Up to contextualize to carnage ...Read More

Brian I am fan number 1600. Suck it.

Asylum.com don't forget to RSVP for our Strikeforce party Saturday night in NYC
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Asylum.com and Union Bar will be screening the Strikeforce match when it kicks off at 9pm on Saturday night. If you can't be in Chicago live for the event, your best bet is to ...

Asylum.com SHOW US YOUR 'STACHE!
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We're proud of all the lip sweaters that our readers have been sprouting up this month. Thanks to participants of Movember and Mustaches vs. Cancer,

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This week we have comedian and talk show host Ray Ellin of DailyComedy's LateNet with Ray Ellin in the studio to discuss the latest hot-button

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Even guys who don't suffer from video game addiction are sometimes unable to resist the thrill of killing a few more shambling zombies, saving the

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You're home for the holidays and you're tired of playing Monopoly, so you decide to order a pay-per-view new release. Hey, it's rated R, but

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Be sure to RSVP to our Strikeforce Party this weekend:
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Time:8:00PM Saturday, November 7th
Location:Union Bar (204 Park Ave at 17th St., New York, NY)

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We've all seen those commercials for Axe products that cheekily promise that the Axe Effect will have users of the grooming line fending off relentles

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Without public access television the world might never have discovered Elvira, Bobby Flay or Tom Green. Robin Byrd would remain frozen in time as a

Asylum.com Asylum editor Brian Childs is tonight's guest on @SocialBlade -- http://socialblade.com/show/ -- LIVE tonight 7pm PST 10pm EST

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HeavyToka (a.k.a. Matt) is our #1 reader and all-around fan. Seriously, this guy makes it a point to comment, tweet, give us thumbs up on our Facebook wall and rock Asylum T-shirts whenever possible (If you follow him on Twitter, you can learn a thing or two about what it means to be an awesome internet friend).
Even th...ough we already gave HeavyToka a Who Is shout out, we decided there would be no one better to kick off our "Meet an Asylum Reader" video series. This first installment chronicles Matt's battle with cancer, and his triumphant sexual adventures at a bluegrass festival.
It's a little slice of genius, just like HT himself.Read More
Even th...ough we already gave HeavyToka a Who Is shout out, we decided there would be no one better to kick off our "Meet an Asylum Reader" video series. This first installment chronicles Matt's battle with cancer, and his triumphant sexual adventures at a bluegrass festival.
It's a little slice of genius, just like HT himself.Read More

Asylum.com AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH
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Recently, Asylum readers voted Pennywise the clown from 'It' as the scariest movie monster of all time, but as far as we're concerned, no cinematic

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It's not easy being green? Eff that, it's not easy being a 700-lb., claw-toting, fur-covered killing machine. Werewolves have never had it easy, but thankfully now they at least have a guide book to get an introduction to their bloodlust.
Ritch Duncan and Bob Powers have navigated the dangerous world of the werewolf and... were nice enough to sit down with us and explain the unexpected hair-loss benefits of lycanthropy and how to break the news to your loving, skeptical wife.Read More
Ritch Duncan and Bob Powers have navigated the dangerous world of the werewolf and... were nice enough to sit down with us and explain the unexpected hair-loss benefits of lycanthropy and how to break the news to your loving, skeptical wife.Read More








































