Really Bad Parenting Advice
The irreverent guide to parenting. Well, one of them at least.
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Really Bad Parenting Advice Now that's what I call a nutritionally balanced meal...

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Smoking—particularly childhood puffing—is as American as tire slashing, random bullying and trespassing.
Rich
Rich
It helps kids stem the withdrawal between the second-hand smoke they get before and after school.
September 28 at 5:44pm
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Rich, you're right dude. You don't want them pulling a Trainspotting in 4th period math class. Things would get messy.
October 6 at 6:10am
Karen Ryan Shaffer

Karen Ryan Shaffer Have you done an article on tattooing you five year old? I see a lot of potential there...

September 11 at 1:17pm · Report
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I think that's pretty brilliant. That's next on the list, you know, after this bout of lethargy dissipates.
September 21 at 10:19am
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Really Bad Parenting Advice What's the best advice you could give to a new parent? (Besides anything that rhymes with "fahdoption")

August 29 at 10:28am
Jessica
Jessica
Send your weakling six year old out to walk your badly trained rottweiller in public, alone. With no muzzle. The dog will feed itself on small animals such as neighbourhood cats, and with a bit of luck, your kid will get eaten too. Two birds with one stone.
August 29 at 3:59pm
Rich
Rich
The best way to save for your kid's college is to start suing. Coffee too hot? Sue. Neighbors too loud? Sue. Laundromat not have your shirt pressed AT 5:00? Sue. Checkout girl at the grovery store tell you to "have a blessed day" and you felt religiously persecuted? Sue! Just remember, it's not frivolous - it's your child's future!
August 29 at 9:35pm
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Source: www.babble.com
Since everyone's been buzzing about bad mothers lately, and this is, after all, the weekend for the best (and worst) of them, we dedicate this week's edition of What They're Babbling About to being bad (and loving it).
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Really Bad Parenting Advice It's a cheap vacation and it just might "un"spoil your child. (Inspired by one of our readers...)

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He’s got an iPod, a television in his room – which he shares with no one – and you even let him have his own seat at your dining room table.
Kevin
Kevin
hahaha jersey shore
July 22 at 7:53pm
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Damn, you guys are brutal. But I like it.
July 24 at 3:38pm
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Really Bad Parenting Advice If looks could kill, your baby would squeeze the life out of people like Bernie Madoff:

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Your baby is an impish, miniature troll, who’s mere appearance can devastate aspiring Miss America contestants into never doing a pageant again.
Mark Torosian
Mark Torosian
well worth the wait.
July 18 at 6:49am
Rich
Rich
In my years working at Gymboree, I found parents with the ugliest kids are the ones that spent the most money on them. So... how much do you spend on your kid?
July 18 at 8:01am
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Really Bad Parenting Advice TO make it look like we've been chugging right along, we figured posting a link to where someone else mentioned us would pull the wool over everyone's eyes...

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Before you go on that super duper scary roller coaster with the kids, check out these great posts! Rule 52: Give your child false hope by Really Bad
Jermaine
Jermaine
I'm sorry but this is too funny...baby girl is scared to death..lol
August 28 at 8:29am
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Really Bad Parenting Advice Life is like a google search, you never know what you're gonna get.

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This is where I start a new tradition: posting the random search engine stuff that pops up when I do a legit search for something totally unrelated.Really Bad Parenting Advice! The bully post had me in stitches!Update: It occurs to me that my parents were so far ahead of this curve! ...
Ken Crandall
Ken Crandall
Dude, you have GOT to write some new stuff. I've totally mastered everything on the site and I need new ways to keep the future therapists of the world in business.
July 17 at 9:04am
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Hibernation/hiatus/hangover is officially over. Besides, finishing with rule #57 would have just been weird. Thanks for the love, man. There's nothing wrong with us sharing this moment. Publicly.
July 18 at 3:51am
Jackie Corder Kennedy

Jackie Corder Kennedy Haven't gotten any updates lately! I've missed them :)

July 14 at 6:51am · Report
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Since the kids have off for the summer - why can't we?? Only kidding - we're working on some new ideas (and are ALWAYS looking for suggestions). And congratulations on being the only one who's noticed we haven't posted in a month or so!
July 16 at 4:14am
Karen Ryan Shaffer
Karen Ryan Shaffer
I noticed too! But I put enough pressure on myself to post more often, so no need to do it to someone else. Looking forward to your next evil post.
July 17 at 12:47pm
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Really Bad Parenting Advice Because it's hard to do alone...

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You may be a hideous, bubbling stew of insecurity. But damn, look how cute your kid is. Brace for incoming flirting.
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Really Bad Parenting Advice Because parenting is hard to do alone...

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Having trouble handling your offspring on your own? Join forces with the monster under their bed and take control of your living situation.
Andy Kward
Andy Kward
Pure hilarity.
May 30 at 10:09am
April Romo de Vivar
April Romo de Vivar
I might try this on the grandchildren. Does really bad grandparenting count, too? NO, they would just all get into my bed and toss and turn and pee and sleep walk and talk in their dreams all night. Nevermind.
June 14 at 1:52pm
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Really Bad Parenting Advice Because you only want what's best...

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Even if it means irritating the entire world, you won't rest until you get what's best for your kid. Whatever that happens to be at the moment.
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Really Bad Parenting Advice Because those sleepovers are so damn annoying, among other reasons:

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Having friends means trouble for most kids. It's the parent's duty to prevent the development of all friendships and keep children home safe. All the time.
Norman Maynard
Norman Maynard
Better yet - why not let them stay at their friends' houses? As in, 24/7??
May 10 at 1:36pm
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You know what Norman? That's pretty brilliant. That might need to be written in to "law."
May 10 at 5:48pm
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Really Bad Parenting Advice Did you know it could actually be beneficial?

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Your kid has been eating you out of house and home. And he keeps needing new clothes. Take care of both issues by stunting his growth early.
Matthew Stockmyer
Matthew Stockmyer
notice the starbucks Barbara????
May 5 at 10:28am
Grace Gois Ciccone
Grace Gois Ciccone
I almost pee my pants everytime I read your advice! So funny. Love the Strarbucks in the picture!
May 5 at 10:34am
Andrew Moore
Andrew Moore
Little Benjamin is up to three packs a day.
May 7 at 11:05am
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Really Bad Parenting Advice Because it's cheaper than college tuition

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You don't have much else to give anyway.
Annebritt Birkeland
May 4 at 12:38pm