Bald Guy Greetings
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May 21st, 2006
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Bald Guy Greetings

Bald Guy Greetings In honor of Veteran's Day yesterday, all of our Veterans Day cards are 50% off!!!! Check them out at baldguygreetings.com (also, when you get to our site, don't be mad that we don't have any Veterans Day cards)

Thu at 9:26am
Bald Guy Greetings

Bald Guy Greetings Apparently, pedophile jokes aren't funny in greeting cards and we won't be printing that one.

Wed at 1:40pm
Erin Brierty
Erin Brierty
I disagree...they are funny- and I work with children, so I know
Wed at 1:44pm
Matt Walker
Matt Walker
Wow. Who knew?
Wed at 3:44pm
Bald Guy Greetings

Bald Guy Greetings About to print new cards. We have 6 or 7 more birthdays, an Easter card, a Mother's Day card, a wedding card and a card for no reason at all. What else do you want?

October 19 at 12:04pm
Chris
Chris
I second that! Except, sadly, I won't get to see you Friday <sniff>
October 20 at 12:47am
Molly Hoffman
Molly Hoffman
I would say another anniversary card, a coming out of the closet card, and you suck but I still love ya card!
October 26 at 6:33am
Bald Guy Greetings

Bald Guy Greetings We are looking for a programmer to help us redo our website. If you know anyone, have them email us at baldguygreetings@gmail.com ---- If you don't know anyone, try to meet someone that can help us and then have that person email us at baldguygreetings@gmail.com.

Bald Guy Greetings

Bald Guy Greetings We were just looking through everyone's Status Updates and noticed that no one is plugging baldguygreetings.com --- how the hell are we going to get rich if our Facebook Fans don't whore us out?

October 14 at 10:03am
Richard Katzman
Richard Katzman
yes, you are correct, that was WRITE ON facebook page
October 14 at 1:33pm
Ivan Nanola
Ivan Nanola
doh! just noticed my half written comment accidently got posted. supposed to say . . . you're in advertising. how's that for a slogan. i can put pics of my kids lookin all pathetic like they looked like on their last day getting out of the pool in maui.
October 14 at 2:28pm
Bald Guy Greetings

Bald Guy Greetings Columbus Day? Come on! If any city in Ohio deserves a holiday, it's Cincinnati for it's contribution to radio from 1978 to 1982.

October 12 at 9:42am
Chris
Chris
Rock on Johnny Fever!
October 12 at 10:17am
Meryl Hooker
Meryl Hooker
oh, to be as smooth and cool as Venus Flytrap...
October 12 at 12:35pm
Richard Katzman
Richard Katzman
are you guys going to do the annual Thanksgiving turkey drop this year?
October 13 at 5:22am
Bald Guy Greetings
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Laury
Laury
every time i read these I am hysterical-- even if i have read them before. I'll be placing an order next week...but only because I feel sorry for you (HAHA--- u should hire me!)
October 8 at 4:24pm
Laury
Laury
no, seriouslly, they're too funny and for real I am going to orde:)
October 8 at 4:25pm
Bald Guy Greetings

Bald Guy Greetings is sitting by the computer waiting for your Holiday card order. Or eating and waiting for your holiday card order. Or at a local merchant, but nonetheless, waiting for your holiday card order. I guess it all depends on when you read this.

October 1 at 10:07am
Wendy Goldstein Gelbart
Wendy Goldstein Gelbart
Coolio, I love the "whatever religious holiday you celebrate" one.
October 1 at 11:01am
Soo
Soo
Let me know when you poop.
October 1 at 11:55am
Bald Guy Greetings

Bald Guy Greetings If we wrote a sympathy card that was both funny and super respectful, do you think people would buy it? Or are sympathy cards something we shouldn't venture into?

September 21 at 2:46pm
Barbara Milner
Barbara Milner
for sure. too many cheesy sympathy cards out there. i usually go for blank cards because the other options should really come with a violin solo - cheese! a smile is the best gift.
September 24 at 6:55pm
Erin Brierty
Erin Brierty
I would buy one...but my family and friends are just sick enough to enjoy it
Wed at 9:23pm
Bald Guy Greetings

Bald Guy Greetings just got a call from Hallmark. They're scared shitless of our new cards.

September 11 at 12:25pm
Debbie Pink Sachs
Debbie Pink Sachs
whoa there fella ...NEW CARDS ? newer than what i already stock ?
September 11 at 7:21pm
Stacey Higgins Guerrero
Stacey Higgins Guerrero
they must be awesome then.
September 11 at 8:12pm
Bald Guy Greetings

Bald Guy Greetings is writing new cards and making a list of words that I probably shouldn't use. So far I have Rape, Still-Birth, Abortion and Cancer. What else?

September 10 at 9:30am
Laura Staub
Laura Staub
sorry.. i had to say it because lauren threw out the ol "cumdumpster"
No offense to anyone on fb that might hire me in the future - i'm actually a very nice midwestern girl who on occasion will bake banana bread for invalids.
September 28 at 3:07pm
April Ripka
April Ripka
i like 'em all! someone might say they are offended, but inside they're secretly laughing their ass off. if not, then i'd say you shouldn't have picked up the card in the first place. go to hallmark, ya prude.
October 2 at 11:13am
Bald Guy Greetings

Bald Guy Greetings nothing tells someone that you're thinking about them as much as a "Thinking of You" card from BALD GUY GREETINGS. Well, also a "Thinking of You" card from any other card company tells them that. Oh yeah, also physically saying to someone that you are thinking of them, but that's way more confrontational.

September 8 at 11:19am
Bald Guy Greetings

Bald Guy Greetings If you think we should add a Labor Day card to our line, let us know. We're not going to do it, but we'd still be interested in hearing your thoughts on this.

September 7 at 9:58am
Chris
Chris
Happy Labor Day.......... (Inside: Where's the baby?)
September 7 at 10:02am
George Pittman
George Pittman
Why would I tell you what I think if you aren't going to consider them? That's dumb. Bald power!
September 7 at 10:45am
Bald Guy Greetings

Bald Guy Greetings Sorry we don't make Labor Day cards. But here's an idea... 1) Buy one of our Birthday cards. 2) Cross out the "Birth" part. 3) Write in the word "Labor". 4) Happy Birthday becomes Happy Labor day. It's that simple. You're welcome in advance. *This also works for Arbor Day, Memorial Day and Martin Luther King's Day.

September 3 at 9:37am
Ivan Nanola
Ivan Nanola
I just did this to all my birthday cards on our wall but now some just don't make any sense.
September 3 at 10:59am
Bald Guy Greetings

Bald Guy Greetings would like to offer members of the Bald Guy Fan Page FREE SHIPPING on all orders of $9.00 or more until the end of the year. This recommendation was from Marcia Krumenacker, Bald Guy Fan. In her honor, the password is Krum. Thanks Marcia. Also, because she is a fan, I will not make fun of her unfortunate last name...Krumenacker. (until the end of the year, then I will make fun of it regularly)

September 1 at 1:24pm
Jennifer Cann Zantingh
Jennifer Cann Zantingh
YAY! I might have to buy one of each card :)
September 1 at 3:44pm
Richard Katzman
Richard Katzman
You can call me anything you want, but just don't forget to discount my orders every 72 hours. Okay, Kalman?
September 1 at 4:06pm