Bassist Wanted is a comic strip about:
- a shitty local band
- a shitty famous band
- people who buy music
- and people who sell music.
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- a shitty local band
- a shitty famous band
- people who buy music
- and people who sell music.
------------------------ Read it online every MWF: http://bassistwanted.com
Bassist Wanted
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- TESTER: So which version of the song do you like more?
- GREG: I DUNNO…
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- BART: Consumers don’t LIKE decisions, Joel. They want us to TELL them what’s right. THEY NEED US.
- JOEL: You talk like they’re HELPLESS. They aren’t scared little CHILDREN, sir.
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- GREG: Um… I… I have to go potty.
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- BART: AREN’T they, Joel? AREN’T they?
- TESTER: Sir, put that DOWN. Sir… SIR, get that OUT of your mouth! Drop it… DROP it!
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- TESTER: Greg, we’re going to play two versions of a song, and we want to know which one you like better, OK?
- GREG: OK.
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- COLDPLAY: For some reason I can’t explain, I know Saint Peter will call my name, Never an honest word, but that was when I ruled the world
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- MEGA-TUNE: Overwrought.
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- GREG: Hmm. The second one was definitely… SHORTER…
- BART: Write down that subject finds Mega-Tuned version is “PEPPY” and “FUN”.
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- JOEL: His sense of pop music is unCANNY. When asked to list songs he liked, he recited Clear Channel’s ENTIRE Adult Album Alternative playlist.
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- JOEL: We ask him his favorite song every five minutes, and he’s somehow able to always list the current top single on iTunes at that EXACT moment.
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- TESTER: What about now?
- GREG: “Fireflies” by Owl City… no, wait, NO… actually it’s “Replay” by Iyaz.
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- BART: FAScinating…
- GREG: Wait, NOW it’s the Glee cast version of “Alone”. NO… “Take a Bow”! NO!! “ALONE”!!!
Bassist Wanted's Notes
Consumers don’t like decisionsNov 4, 2009
Megatuning “Viva La Vida”Nov 3, 2009
Sixth sense for popNov 2, 2009
The Cloud comes to lifeNov 2, 2009
What makes you like a song?Nov 1, 2009
Honest opinionsOct 31, 2009
Getting focus groupersOct 30, 2009
Statistics and quotesOct 29, 2009
MemorableOct 28, 2009
SongwritersOct 27, 2009