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The Superficial Tiger Woods: Drinking, not drinking? BEGIN THE SPECULATION!

Yesterday at 12:25pm
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The Superficial Wishing Ronnie Dio the best as he battles stomach cancer. Presumably with a broadsword.

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Holy Diver You've been down too long in the midnight sea Oh what's becoming of me Ride the tiger You can see his stripes but you know he's clean Oh don't you see what I mean Gotta get away Holy Diver ...
Myra
Myra
jeepers,...Dio and now Tiger. They come in three's.
Yesterday at 12:13pm
Michael Bartley
Michael Bartley
Best Sabbath singer.IMHO
Yesterday at 12:28pm
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The Superficial Do they have Black Friday sales at Dunkin Donuts? I don't want to get trampled for a Boston Creme. -- Or do I?

Rachel Text
Rachel Text
lmfao @ Chek. ♥ a good 'ol Jesus joke.

I take that back, I'll let Jose lick my creme. Sorry Fish, hate to cheat so soon, but dirty whores gotta get it when they can get it. Had me @ scrotum stomping. That is so romantic.
Yesterday at 10:17am
Michael Bartley
Michael Bartley
Never fuck up a man's donuts.
Yesterday at 12:29pm
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The Superficial Happy Thanksgiving!

Matt
Matt
If we hadn't taken this country from the red indians, there would be no Superficial today. If that doesn't justify genocidal conquest, I don't know what does. And in our defense, everyone was doing it.
Thu at 7:25pm
Stella Cadente
Stella Cadente
I agree with matt
Yesterday at 12:54am
The Superficial

The Superficial Last post until Monday! (But not the last Facebook-ing.. thing.)

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The Superficial will be off until Monday, so in the spirit of Thanksgiving, here's a small caption gallery of the celebs I'm most thankful for this year. In the meantime, you can follow my holiday antics on both Facebook and Twitter. ...
Maria Beatrice Forte
Maria Beatrice Forte
gonna miss you..you are getting me through med school...
Thu at 6:54am
Simina
Simina
Hahaha, same here, and now hopefully through residency. last one till monday :(
Thu at 2:17pm
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The Superficial If there's a line at the liquor store, it's a law you're allowed to drink after waiting at least 10 minutes, right?

Wed at 1:08pm
Alexis
Alexis
thats spicyyyyy
Wed at 5:02pm
Kristina Taylor
Kristina Taylor
maybe in Vegas.. there's not much you can't do there
Wed at 5:08pm
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The Superficial So I found the Brazilian Kim Kardashian.

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Normally this is the part where I link you to various gossip items, but since I'm taking off until Monday, I figured I'd just point you in the direction of my link partners who I'm extremely thankful for. ...
Austin James Swayze
Austin James Swayze
plenty of aids left
Wed at 2:22pm
Matt
Matt
I just saw a huge spiderweb outside my window with the words "SOME ASS" woven into it. Now I understand what it meant, I thought it was an insult at first.
Wed at 2:32pm
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The Superficial I've always thought of Peter as a poor man's Tom Cruise. Except straight and capable of eating at restaurants without a booster seat.

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Since it's the day before Thanksgiving we've reached the point where I'm basically posting whatever the hell I want and you'll like it. So here's a sketch form last night's Attack of the Show starring Twilight's Peter Facinelli who was remarkably game to poke fun at his gravy train. ...
Alexandra Lopez
Alexandra Lopez
omfg that was hilarious.
Wed at 11:44am
Kristen
Kristen
so then kind of like the tall man's tom cruise.
Wed at 1:42pm
Tammy Newman
Wed at 5:40pm
The Superficial

The Superficial Oh yeah, I would. I sooo would.

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Sometime Monday, an anonymous source started passing around these old Facebook photos of a drunken Katie Couric celebrating her debut as an anchor for CBS News. And my God, I thought I knew what eroticism meant, but brother, I was all wrong. ...
Matt
Matt
She hit the floor, next thing ya know, shorty got low low low low low low low low!
Wed at 2:23pm
Dan Peter
Dan Peter
Teachers would get fired for this shit.
Wed at 2:43pm
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The Superficial You have so much to live for! Kinda.

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Clearly on a suicide mission to free herself of tiny shackles forever, Katie Holmes went to see New Moon over the weekend and basically threw herself to the lions. FOX 411 reports:
Yasi
Yasi
poor little munchkin
Wed at 10:00am
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The Superficial Why do I get the feeling her character's going to get butt-raped by a transforming alarm clock?

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Tensions are apparently still high from the open letter calling Megan Fox a "thankless, unfriendly bitch" because she was noticeably absent from Michael Bay's reunion party for the cast and crew of Transformers, according to Page Six. ...
Julian
Julian
I'd watch that.
Wed at 9:15am
Alex Hart
Alex Hart
^ this guy
Wed at 9:19am
Monte Nunn
Monte Nunn
It would only be fun to watch if it cut her a little...
Wed at 9:31am
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The Superficial This had to be before her face melted.

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Four years before Gossip Girl brought him instant stardom, the 18-year-old hunky college freshman had a steamy, sex-filled romance with model/actress Shauna, the ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas and May 1996 Playmate ...
Matt
Matt
I saw her sex tape... I guess I can believe she'd rock the world of a complete virgin, but only in the same way that Pong would rock the world of a 17th century Puritan. "What deviltry is this?! Yon moving alabaster column hath repelled the radiant white cube!"
Wed at 2:54pm
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The Superficial One more day then I leave you all until Monday. BASK IN ME.

November 24 at 9:41pm
Matt
Matt
Enjoy your weekend, TSW!
Wed at 2:56pm
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The Superficial Damn you, comment rules!

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Eszter Csikos
Eszter Csikos
so this is what it feels like to be a pedophile?He's like what?17?..I'll second all the gimme gerard butler posts...
Wed at 7:18am
Lacy
Lacy
This "kid" is so fine! Lock me up... I'll dig the handcuffs!
Wed at 1:35pm
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The Superficial Get me Spock ears and a Speedo. STAT.

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Actress Zoe Saldana (Star Trek) poses for DETAILS.com and talks about her penchant for starring in action flicks like the upcoming Avatar:
Sarah Cruz
Sarah Cruz
Matt, the reaction you're talking about is called the "uncanny valley." Kinda cool actually. I watched this whole "Science of the Movies" thing about it.
November 24 at 3:31pm
Matt
Matt
I remember the graph, I forgot the name of the phenomenon. I'll stop there before I start with the "uncanny valley" innuendo.
November 24 at 5:43pm