Bill Engvall

here's your si...I mean schedule.

thats a good one Donald

just saw your aged and confused on comedy central. I loved it. Have to say when you were talking about the rock in the butt my mind pictured it diffrently. I pictured a guy who paid someone to surgically insert a rock into their buttcheeck. Don't ask. My mind goes to weird places.

Saw it on TV last night!! We were ROLLING!!! Laughed so hard, it hurt! You're our favorite comedian.

I loved it!! Laughed so hard, I cried!!! My fave part was "you need more wrapping"

I thought it was great. Loved every minute of it.

Loved the show! Super funny :)

Can't imagine Grand Island being more fun than Omaha and the Floor Buffer Rodeo at Guitar's and Cadillac's. Hope to see you in the DFW area soon!

I was @ the Heartland event center in grand island last night. What an incredible time we had!! We had so much fun & laughed soooo hard! Thanks Bill for such a FAN-TAB-ULOUS night!! We love you!!

I Miss You. Are you coming back To Branson MO. Soon? Bill Engvall Please let me Know? GBY. I watch your Show. On TV. Great & Awsome!! Hope to some new show's soon. you are funny.

What happened to Country Fried home videos? Haven't seen it? Are you still taping those?

Loved the show Bill. PMP and got a sore throat from laughing so hard.

great show! PMP... twice!

Bill are you on a canadian tv station?????

from one empty nester to another, we just keep getting better, like fine wine.

Seeya at Tachi Palace in December......

I watched a fella standing staring at a stack of "Pizza Pockets", clearly labelled, in a convenience store deli case heater. When his turn came, he asked the clerk... "Hey, are them Pizza Pockets?"... I SO felt like saying, "Nope. Those are full sized pizzas we got folded up really REALLY small, to stuff into those envelopes just for you! Here's yer sign!"

That is funny!

I love it when a regular guy hits the big time like Bill has. My kids still want to meet you.

I will be there!!!

come to Australia Bill and bring the other 3 with you - it will be a sellout!!! :-)