MISSION STATEMENT:
..To preserve the strength and purity of the human race by preventing vampires from gaining a foothold in our businesses, government and communities.

ORGANIZE!

The fastest way to fight back against these Creatures of Darkness (CoDs) is to declare war on the Vampire Rights Amendment. Write your senators and congressmen!

Show your neighbors what a responsible citizen looks like with these printable, FoS-approved bumper stickers..

(October 13, 2008)
Vampires carry DISEASE.

The faithful already understand that CoD's are unclean and will bring destruction to our country, so it should come as no surprise that these creatures' very blood carries what could be a plague of biblical proportions. Medical sources close to the FoS are reporting that a virus known as "Hep-D" has been isolated from vampire blood and studied in an underground laboratory. Suspected to cause weakness in CoD's - though to what degree is unknown - the disease is actually carried by humans. While it appears to cause no harm to us for the moment, even a slight mutation could change that. And if Hep-D can incapacitate a creature that's already dead, Lord knows what kind of havoc it would wreak if unleashed on the human body.

(October 9, 2008)
Stop Vamps From Taking Root.

Most everybody knows the sickening feeling of running across a hornets' nest or a snakes' nest. In these trying times, though, a far more frightening and infinitely more deadly threat is out there: The Vampire Nest. A phenomenon that vampire experts are just now looking into, these "nests" could contain as many as a dozen of the foul creatures - a hell on earth of biting, sucking and killing. While they're generally found in out-of-the-way places like old farmhouses or fill-up stations, a vampire nest could easily blend in on your block. Watch out for new locks on basement entrances, tar-papered windows and, of course, any suspicious nocturnal goings-on. While it's not TECHNICALLY illegal for vampires to nest together, a mobilized community can provide a strong deterrent to this kind of depravity.