Benji Lovitt
Funny. Jewish. Chumus-eating.

Check out my blog at www.WhatWarZone.com

Comedy website:
www.BenjiLovitt.com

Twitter:
www.twitter.com/benjilovitt
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Location:
Jerusalem, Israel
Phone:
054.775.3367
 
Benji Lovitt

Benji Lovitt There will be a flash mob going on in my kitchen in 5 minutes. I plan to surprise the hell out of my toaster.

13 hours ago
Miriam Schwab
Miriam Schwab
LOL! What a lucky toaster.
6 hours ago
Benji Lovitt

Benji Lovitt After reading the NY Times article, I spent at least 30 minutes last night reading about, researching, watching (horrible Youtube videos), and trying to understand the new "jerkin'" dance. Ok, who else feels old? http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/22/fashion/22jerking.html?_r=1

Source: www.nytimes.com
Jerking is a Los Angeles dance phenomenon that comes with its own dress code.
Benji Lovitt

Benji Lovitt 5 days back and I have yet to buy shawarma, falafel, or cafe hafuch. If this continues, either the messiah or the apocalypse is coming. Which one is it?

Yesterday at 1:29am
Karen
Karen
Seriously, you have to eat one for me.
Yesterday at 8:29pm
Benji Lovitt
Benji Lovitt
Ok, ok, I will eat one for you guys. But only because I love you.
Yesterday at 10:19pm
Benji Lovitt

Benji Lovitt I just peeled an egg in two pieces. I'm going to buy a lottery ticket now.

November 19 at 10:44am
Gidon Ariel
Gidon Ariel
two pieces of what? Are you into that bikini for men thing?
November 19 at 1:16pm
Benji Lovitt

Benji Lovitt "Flash mob": the dorky, white people phenomenon of 2009. Discovered by the mainstream a few years too late, much like the macarena and saying "fashizzle".

November 19 at 7:11am
Avi
Avi
You know that when NBN has discovered it that it's jumped the shark.
November 19 at 7:48am
Benji Lovitt
Benji Lovitt
White AND Jewish. Good point. So see you tomorrow morning. : )
November 19 at 11:43am
Benji Lovitt

Benji Lovitt Just finished my final show in Dallas. Went splendidly. Except for, you know, my fly unzipping onstage without me knowing. Good times.

November 15 at 9:08pm
Vicki
Vicki
I'm sure it was cool. All the post-Birthright kids probably thought, "Oh, Israelis dress a lot more casual than I thought!"
November 16 at 5:22am
Benji Lovitt
Source: www.whatwarzone.com
One more day in the USA and it's back to Israel. While it's been a good trip, it will be good to settle down again and start working on my next projects. Which may or may not include some graphic design work. ...
Benji Lovitt

Benji Lovitt Philly, you're up. I heard Chabad makes a killer kosher cheesesteak, can anyone confirm? http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=174795800924&index=1

November 11 at 6:48am
Kerri Podlas
Kerri Podlas
I told my sister to go and bring some friends (she was about to walk into her Hebrew class so she was going to spread the word!)
November 11 at 11:47am
Benji Lovitt
Benji Lovitt
Todd, I went to Abner's. My arteries are angry with me (probably because it was traif).

Laura, I can't believe you weren't kidding.

Kerri, I met her! Thanks for spreading the word!
November 12 at 2:10pm
Benji Lovitt

Benji Lovitt Finally! The newest and most hilarious Israeli t-shirts! Enjoy, shop, and spread the word! http://www.whatwarzone.com/2009/11/its-benji-lovitts-funny-israeli-t.html

Source: www.whatwarzone.com
Holy cow, I just left the GA. Can't describe it any better than I did last year. If you're a professional Jew, the power shmoozing doesn't get any better in the world. If I were an Israeli and walked into ...
Benji Lovitt
November 10 at 7:28am
Janet
Janet
I wish I could see you in Boston! Have fun! Has the paparazzi been bothering you?
November 10 at 1:29pm
Benji Lovitt
Benji Lovitt
Not yet. Although it's early. : )
November 10 at 1:38pm
Benji Lovitt

Benji Lovitt Men staring at womens' nametags: Only at the GA.

November 10 at 6:03am
Benji Lovitt
Benji Lovitt
No way. There was an American version but it only lasted a couple of episodes.
November 11 at 6:07am
Benji Lovitt

Benji Lovitt I forgot to take business cards from my bag this morning. Is this where I'm supposed to write "fail" or something?

November 9 at 12:47pm
Benji Lovitt

Benji Lovitt If you're at the GA, come to the aliyah panel at 4:15 (hint hint). Ahem.

November 9 at 9:08am
Benji Lovitt

Benji Lovitt Sources reporting that Tsipi Livni, ALF, and Dora the Explorer are scheduled to appear at the GA. Can anyone confirm? http://www.ujc.org/ga

November 8 at 9:38am
David Brinn
David Brinn
It's all true except for Livni
November 8 at 10:13am
Benji Lovitt

Benji Lovitt I just pre-ordered my tickets to GA 2010. Beersheva, HERE I COME!!!

November 8 at 7:36am