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What better way to ring in the New Year than with monkey hijinks? Don’t even dare try to answer that question because you’ll probably pull your groin and cause a nosebleed at the same time and that’s a rough shake for anyone. It’...
As you’ve noticed, today is a bit of a day off for pretty much everyone who’s not under the direct supervision of slave drivers. Today, like St. Patrick’s Day, is a day where it’s commonly accepted that you’re going to get plastered so no one expects you to do anything. But hell...
Like us, you probably only eat at McDonald’s out of desperation, since they exist everywhere and sometimes, at 3am on a highway when you’re running from Federal agents, it’s your only option. Also...
Bad news, lovers of terribly comedy. The Jeff Dunham show has been cancelled. If you follow this site, then you already know that we have a long standing problem with Jeff Dunham. That problem being, of course, that he is an unfunny racist hack ventriloquist who should be punched in the throat...
On December 23rd, GM sent letters to all of its dealships nationwide. “We gotta get rid of the damn Saturns,” the letter said. “Them bastards are burning holes in our pockets.” With that, GM set their plan in motion. They would pay the dealers $7,000 for every car they moved off the lot. Sounds...
When you think of FunnyCrave you probably think of rippling abdominals and rapier wit and maybe your grandmother for some reason. But some of you, if our comments section is to be believed, can’t think. And others of you may think we’ve juvenile. Or sophomoric. Or fucktards. Bu...
Dear, Julie Fuck, I fucking miss you. I miss you like the rain misses some kind of…fucking…I don’t know…some kind of fucking thing that misses another thing. And that first thing misses that second thing, like, really fucking bad and shit. I am that first thing. You ar...
12 Fascinating Astronomy Stories of 2009 (TopCultured) More Calvin and Hobbes Covered by Different Artists (ComicsAlliance) This Is How the Jedi Party (ForkParty) Katrina’s Emergency Fire Escape Plan is Awesome (TheHighDefinite) W...
Awhile back, we mentioned that Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre has a bit of a history when it comes to dramatic dropoffs in productivity as the season gets into its final weeks. That’s a polite way of saying he chokes. A lot. ...
With recruiting numbers at an all time low, international terrorist organization Al Qaeda is reaching out to women, asking them to add their uniquely feminine touch to the male-dominated world of suicide bombing...
Conan O Brien is funny, that’s a fact. If you had Hitler AIDS and were dying, all cancerous and gross and full of Hitler AIDS and stuff was leaking from you and no one could touch you without gloves, Conan O Brien could make a joke that would end you. ...
In just a few more days, Old Saint Nick will be breaking and entering all around the world to gorge himself on cookies and milk until it becomes painfully obvious that he’ll spend the rest of the year on the toilet recuperating. ...
Advertising is never easy, unless you have a good product or something essential, in which case you just have to let people know where to get it. Have you ever seen an ad for boobs? Fuck no, that stuff sells itself...
The Iron Man 2 trailer has been officially released online, and it appears to be pretty damn awesome. The good people at our sister site, ScreenCrave, have all the info you could ever hope for on the sequel, including links to the new trailer. So head their way and check it out...
The Sing Off, NBC’s latest desperate attempt to cash in on the live-talent-show-as-watchable-television craze, premiered this week. And you’re not gonna believe this, but, it sucks pretty damn hard! Basically, it’s exactly like American Idol except with acapella groups. Also...
