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- Common Interest - Self-help
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- More like "Common Interest - Self-preservation".
This group is for people who understand the grave risks of gay marriage. Some suggest gay marriage will merely undermine one of our most fundamental societal institutions, causing countless straight couples to get divorced because exclusion of gays was the only thing holding their marriage together.
But we know better. Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. If we let liberal activist judges in Massachusetts and California set the course, the blood... (read more) - Privacy Type:
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- Name:
- Gay Marriage Killed the Dinosaurs
- Category:
- Common Interest - Self-help
- Description:
- More like "Common Interest - Self-preservation".
This group is for people who understand the grave risks of gay marriage. Some suggest gay marriage will merely undermine one of our most fundamental societal institutions, causing countless straight couples to get divorced because exclusion of gays was the only thing holding their marriage together.
But we know better. Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. If we let liberal activist judges in Massachusetts and California set the course, the blood... (read more) - Privacy Type:
- Open: All content is public.
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- Top 17 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
17. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
16. Gay culture is a new fad created by the liberal media to undermine long-standing traditions. We know this is true because gay sex did not exist in ancient Greece and Rome.
15. There are plenty of straight families looking to adopt, and every unwanted child already has a loving family. This is why foster care does not exist.
14. Conservatives know best how to create strong families. That is why it is not true that Texas and Mississippi have the highest teen birthrates, and Massachusetts, Vermont, and New Hampshire have the lowest. This is a myth spread by the liberal media.
13. Marriage is a religious institution, defined by churches. This is why atheists do not marry. Christians also never get a divorce.
12. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why our society has no single parents.
11. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
10. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
9. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
8. Gay marriage should be decided by the people and their elected representatives, not the courts. The framers checked the courts, which represent mainstream public opinion, with legislatures created to protect the rights of minorities from the tyranny of the majority. Interference by courts in this matter is inappropriate, just as it has been every time the courts have tried to hold back legislatures pushing for civil rights.
7. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because "separate but equal" institutions are a good way to satisfy the demands of uppity minority groups.
5. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
4. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
3. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
2. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
1. METEORS and VOLCANOES.
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"A friend of mine joined your group and I was alerted via stalker-feed. Laughing, I told my mother, a conservative federal district judge, the title of the group. We debated for twenty minutes with her supporting that gay dinosaurs may have caused their extinction...this is why gay marriage has not been legalized, we have morons running the courts!"
"were are you getting this facts about gay married"
-- Christine Angyal
"we all know that it wasn't gay marriage that killed the dinosaurs -- it was a meteor that God sent to earth to spite them because they all became gay. gay marriage itself doesn't kill anyone, it only gives them aids. my pastor told me that if we let gays get married their aids might mutate and become airborne, and then what, huh? airborne aids! then we'll all have to walk around wearing masks and rubber suits and that wouldn't be much fun now would it!"
"YOU FUCKING HOMOPHOBIC, SEXIST RASIT FUCKING BASTRAD! GO TO HELL YOU BASTARD. THERE IS NOTING WRONG WITH GAY PEOPLE!" -- Broady Carter
"by the way, if there even was a god, he would accept gays and lesbians WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SPACIFICALLY SAY THAT BEING GAY IS BAD, and don't give me that whole A MAN AND WOMEN CAN ONLY BE MARRIED AND CONCIEVE CHILDREN bullshit, i doubt he would make a person go to hell because they were into the same sex, in fact he would probably want you to go to hell just for being such a dick and making this group." -- Allyy Laine
Thank you for your group "Gay Marriage Killed the Dinosaurs." It is absolutely my favorite group on facebook, because it allows me to feel that I am right for being myself.
to all you fucking fetus-eating liberal bastards-
i was all for your group on facebook.com and laughed my ass off and thanked god for this sign b/c finally someone understood my views on gay marriage. i read your reasons only and then when i went to join the group,i caught aglimpseof the group drisciption and was so crush and angry that my happiness was destroyed, i decided to email you personnally to tell you what i think of you. and i hope you post this b/c i want as many of you homo lovers to know what i think. you liberal scum think you have it all figured out. well you are nothing but a bunch of big-headed commie scum with your big heads filled with aborted fetuses that you prob snack on when you get the munchies from your pothead habits! so why dont you global warm your dicks and shove em each others mouths for 60 secs so we can get a minute of peace from your mindless dribble
may the love of jesus show the way and smite the nonbelievers
I was having a debate about gay marriage with my friend and I asked why he was such a bigot. He said, "I'm not a bigot, hate the sin love the sinner!" I replied, "If you love the sinner why aren't they allowed to love each other?" The debate ended there.
today a friend messaged me all worried like, asking, "Erica, if you're against gay marriage - and you clearly are because you're in a group against it - why would you ever vote for Hillary?"
I'm a right-winged Republican, and a Christian, but I will not bash you for your beliefs and opinions. I actually laughed at a few, like #17, so I feel I must give you props for the imagination to use sarcasm like that.
you are fucking disgusting. Gay love is beautiful and would never EVER interupt anyone else's marriage plans or love. You are a horrible dispicable nasty low life peice of shit and I honestly wish everyone like you were to die. Foster care DOES exist. I am a foster child. STUIPD FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK?? Hanging around tall people makes you taller??? OH Where did you come up with this dumb bullshit?? I hope this is a joke. If it IS a joke, YOU ARE SICK. I still hope you fucking die you dumb arrogant ass. Black CAN and HAVE BEEN marrying whites. Where are you from?? New social norms??? WHAT? Are you retarded?
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