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The Sweaty Cretin Podcast
JoinBasic Info
- Name:
- The Sweaty Cretin Podcast
- Category:
- Music - Rock
- Description:
- Metal, punk, electronica, emo, drum and bass, hardcore; I like it all! The best of new and old music from my collection with some of my ramblings in between. Dig it.
Email me at thesweatycretin@mindless.com - Privacy Type:
- Open: All content is public.
Contact Info
- Email:
- Website:
- http://www.thesweatycretin.tk
- Office:
- A polystyrene cup
- Location:
- Twata, Nigeria
Recent News
- News:
- 29/07/2008
It's Wrestlin' Time! One year ago, a young chap called The Sweaty Cretin decided that it would be a spiffing idea to take some time out from lurking on 4chan and record his babblings, sprinkle in some of his favourite choons and post the whole lot on the Internet. The wierdo is still here. LOVE ME AND DESPAIR.
This months ripoffs:
Pennywise,
Queens of the Stone Age,
Dugong,
Deftones,
Hundred Reasons,
Orange Goblin,
Biffy Clyro,
Bayside.
email: thesweatycretin@mindless.com,
BRAND NEW LOVELY BLOG FOR YOUR DELIGHTS: thesweatycretin.blogspot.com
www.thesweatycretin.tk
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28/5/2007
And lo, The Sweaty Cretin came forth and proclaimed that thouest the luckiest bastards on the Interwebs, for he has discharged another musical ejactulation into your eager and waiting cranial orifices. OPEN YOUR MINDS/MOUTHS/UMBRELLAS. This mighty month of June sees me, The Sweaty Cretin, make my monthly release of musical and oral tomfoolery for your delight and delectation. Morose ramblings abound mixed with some dirty electronic beats and random gibberish. Remember, just because it looks like chocolate doesn't mean it is.
Spacktarded attempts at funkay choons appear from these artists:
Aphex Twin,
Drumsound and Bassline Smith,
NIN,
The Prodigy,
DJ Format,
Beastie Boys,
Future Prophecies.
Now go on, piss off! I've not got time to fanny about!
www.thesweatycretin.tk email: thesweatycretin@mindless.com
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27/5/2008
Today is a day of celebration. I have had my army of illerate plebians involved in some furious bouts of lurid calculation and have discovered that The Sweaty Cretin Podcast has now totalled 1043 downloads! How the Donald Duck this has happened I'll never know.
Muchos gracias to all of you that have listened to my drivel and contributed to the proverbial Sunday Dinner that is my podcast. I LOVE YOU ALL.
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3/5/2008
HOT PISS STOP THE PRESSES DON'T CRY FOR ME YUGOSLAVIA!
Here's some incredibly hot news for you most hot and sweaty people.
I have decided to hold a competition for you all to win some ubershit stuff that I can't be arsed to sell on eBay but don't want to just chuck in the bin.
Up for your delectable clutches are a Sweaty Cretin Tshirt with the logo designed by the most affable Monty (www.myspace.com/haulmonty) that you can see plastered all over the fucking place plus some other mess that I have found stuffed in the recesses of my bedroom.
All you have to do is send me a picture or a little movie of where you are listening to the Podcast; the more outlandish the better. Just so that I know it's not just a snap of you gurning at the cam on a random night out, make a little sign with 'www.thesweatycretin.tk' on it and hold it up in the photo alongside your MP3 player or other technological monstrosity that you listen to my verbal diahorea on. The most bizzare/brilliant/supadoopa will win all of the above guff.
Send all of your entries to my email address: thesweatycretin@mindless.com
Pass the mayonaise.
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1/5/2008
Well then spams and spamettes, I have some stirling and crotch throttling news for you all.
Thanks to your compulsive web stumbling The Sweaty Cretin Podcast has totalled 362 downloads for the month of April, much to the chagrin of the authorities. This superfluous growth will ensure that I will continue to churn out this over-hyped armpit sweat for you all to vomit to.
Thank you all. Just don't download it too much or I'll have to pay for the fucking bandwidth.
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29/4/2008
I had a really nice pork pie today.
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20/4/2008
YES it is early. YES it is shite.
The May Podcast has been thrust upon you!
ENJOY.
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10/4/08
I got a lovely email from a gentleman today with an honest and personalised review of my podcast and also a wonderful commentry on my personal fetishes.
"To: <thesweatycretin@mindless.com>
CC:
Subject:
Date: Thurs, 10 Apr 2008 04:27 +0000
I LOVE YOUR PODCAST ESPECIALLY THE MUZIC BUT I BET YOU ARE GAY AND FUCK YOUR MOM."
Caps lock. The only route to cool.
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9/4/08
The Podcast seems to be doing well. Too well. I am suspicious that it is being monitered by Bhuddist Extremists that will probably threaten to get all non-violent on me.
This is not pleasent.
Anyway, go listen to Aprils podcast you voluptuous tarts.
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MARCH PODCAST IS AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD OR STREAMING.
Visit www.thesweatycretin.tk to hear it.
INVITE LOTS OF PEOPLE. THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT.
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18/02/08
The Sweaty Cretin recieved an Email last month detailing some intelligent and rather outstanding ideas about his podcast. Below is a copy of said email for your viewing pleasure.
"To: <thesweatycretin@mindless.com>
CC:
Subject: Your podcast....
Date: Sat, 8 Dec 2007 16:59:05 +0000
is an annoying, pointless waste of my fucking time. Why you've even bothered to put together this collection of shit is beyond me. Do us all a favour and take this bollocks off the internet and get a real hobby, you inbred arse-potato."
As you can see there are some stunning suggestions and feedback from this most valued listener.