- Category:
- Organizations - Political Organizations
- Description:
- We demand suffrage for all dogs, be they pedigreed or mixed breed, ball-fetchers or leg-humpers.
For too long, canines have suffered from taxation without representation. We are often forced to register, paying fees to our local municipalities. We pay sales taxes on our rawhide and our dog biscuits and our little sweaters. And for what?!? This oppression must end! We demand to have a say in our nation's and our puppies' future!
Plus, could we really do any worse than the humans? - Privacy Type:
- Open: All content is public.
- Ayatollah
- Chairman and CEO
- Marie
- Vice President of Ballot Stuffing
- Sarah
- Vice President of Recruitment
- Rick
- Vice President of Research and Development
- Mindy
- Vice President of Belly Rubbing
- Sabrina
- Vice President of Flea and Tick Prevention
- Briana
- Vice President of Trip Planning
- Laurie
- Vice President of Public and Media Relations
- Kathie
- Vice President of Voter Intimidation (Human)
- Jane
- Vice President of Voter Intimidation (Feline)
- Holly
- Chancellor of the Exchequer
- Jackie
- Director of the Biscuit Treasury
- Carol
- Camerlengo
- Paula
- Chief Mufti
- Justin
- Consigliere
- Nicole
- Head Pastry Chef
- Don
- Urdu Poet Laureate
- Laura
- Undersecretary of Rawhide
- Ronda
- Key Grip
- Leo Farticus
- Best Boy
- Christa
- President Pro Tempore
- Kathleen
- Town Crier
- Donna
- Grand Poobah
- Vicki
- Butcher
- Debbie
- Baker
- Libby
- Candlestick Maker
- Joe
- Surgeon General
- Patricia
- Summer Intern
- Nancy
- Harem House Mom
- Ching
- Asia Bureau Chief
- Melissa
- Flight Captain
- Theresa
- Stylist to the Ayatollah
- Elaine
- Event Planner
- Emanuela
- Fashion Consultant
- Sarah
- Propaganda Account Executive
- Gregory
- Barrister
- Sara
- Vice President of Merchandise Promotions
- Judy
- Shiny Fur Czar
- Rickey
- Resident Adviser
- Vivienne
- Ship Captain
- Eileen
- Chief Financial Officer
- Jan
- Treat Dispenser
- Mike
- Chief Cartographer
- Pug
- Landscape Architect
- Nicky
- Head Puppeteer
- May-lene
- Associate Puppeteer
- Arlene
- Puppeteering Intern
- Mark
- Drum Major
- Rebecca Olimpia
- Chew Toy Medic
- Cindy
- Security Specialist/Feline Countermeasures
- Conner
- Conspiracy Theorist
- Melannie
- Chief Nail Trimmer
- Kathy
- Chief Groomer
- Carla
- Carnival Barker
- Rebecca
- Wrinkle Scrubbing Technician
- Becky
- Collar Procurement Specialist
- Heriberto
- South American Bureau Chief
- Ivaylo
- Chief Dogloo Inspector
- Carmen
- Pinup Model
- Jacqueline
- Scribe
- Andy
- Deputy Undersecretary of Rawhide
- Wilson Rag Inn
- Wardrobe Specialist
- Gordon
- Foreign Policy Adviser
- Juli
- Chief Shepherd
- Tu
- Security Specialist/Bodyguard
- Jenn
- Bobsled Technician
- Neil
- IT/Recliner Specialist
- Rocky
- Head Pugilist
- TJ
- Assistant Cartographer
- Dianne
- Sea Lion Liaison
- Bella
- Snort Instructor
- Charlie
- Bark Therapist
- Leo
- Howl Choir Leader
- Ann
- Masked Marauder
- Jim
- Chief Lobbyist
- Leslie
- Hanging Chad Specialist
- Leslee
- Dimpled Chad Specialist
- Georgette
- Saliva-Soaked Chad Specialist
- Suzanne
- Swinging Chad Specialist
- Tim
- Lotto Investment Portfolio Manager
- Cyndy
- Hedge Fund Manager
- Jen
- Puggy Bank Manager
- Lewis
- Europe Bureau Chief
- Kjell
- Fjord Focus Group Leader
- Dick
- Community Organizer
- Hugh
- Guardian of the Mother Dough
- Mary
- Curator, Museum of the Revolution
- Petra
- Nap Coordinator
- Sandra
- IRA Rollover Specialist
- Gaurav
- Personal Trainer
- Brandy
- Assistant Director of Recruiting Oprah to the Cause
- Anita
- Banana Hook Maintenance Technician
- Henry
- Ice Road Trucker
- Hickry
- Troubadour
- Sg
- Audiospiritual Technician
- Vikki
- Director of Snort Cryptography
Muhammad
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Voting Rights for Canines
Join- Name:
- Voting Rights for Canines
- Category:
- Organizations - Political Organizations
- Description:
- We demand suffrage for all dogs, be they pedigreed or mixed breed, ball-fetchers or leg-humpers.
For too long, canines have suffered from taxation without representation. We are often forced to register, paying fees to our local municipalities. We pay sales taxes on our rawhide and our dog biscuits and our little sweaters. And for what?!? This oppression must end! We demand to have a say in our nation's and our puppies' future!
Plus, could we really do any worse than the humans? - Privacy Type:
- Open: All content is public.
- News:
- DALLAS (AP) -- Ayatollah Mugsy, the enigmatic leader of Pug Life Ministries, launched a petition drive Monday aimed at securing voting rights for all canines.
The ayatollah has called the cause "one of the leading civil rights issues of our time."
Followers were said to be planning an anti-establishment "Water-Bowl Party" sometime this week to protest the lack of canine representation in the U.S. House and Senate.
