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Description:: Galileo has thrown in his hat in the ring to be Vice President!

Vice President of what, you say? He doesn't really care. If a "Vice President" slot is open, he's your man! Just check out my Vice Presidently Credentials:

1) "Galileo" is name that people trust, provided that you aren't currently living in the 16th Century.

2) I have plenty foreign experience. One of my best friends is from India, I've been to World Showcase in EPCOT twice, and I have seen license plates from all 50 States and 4 Canadian Provinces.

3) I, too, pine for change. I need some to get my daily bottle of Vitamin Water. $2.25 my ass, SJC.

4) Can willingly shoot aforementioned best friend "accidentally" while hunting, and he'd be the one to apologize. I am loved just that much.

5) I love kittens. Yes, you can has cheezeburger!

6) I also love puppies, but not Chihuahuas. They can't has cheezeburger.

7) I have leadership experience that spans over 10 years, mostly involving Pokemon. I push "A," they shoot Aura Sphere. That's respect you can't buy!

8) I have the power to think about a certain episode of any TV show and it will appear on TV within 48 hours.

9) Need a distraction? No, problem! Refer to Credentials 4, 5, and 6.

10) Hey, Kool-Aid!

11) Galileo Galilei discovered the moons of Jupiter. By proxy, that makes me an officer towards Intergalactic Peace. Until I find a planet that's populated by women that all look like the Sailor Scouts, then you're on your own, buddy.

12) My solution to the economic crisis: Stop buying stuff you can't afford.

13) My solution to obesity: Stop eating so much. It's your own damn fault. McDonald's did not force you to get fat, you just ate there anytime you felt hungry instead of the usual "once in a while" timeframe.

14) Mahna Mahna.

15) Doot doot do doot doot.

16) Etc. Just Vote, damnit.

So Vote Galileo for Vice President! "Because: Why Not?"

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Galileo has thrown in his hat in the ring to be Vice President!

Vice President of what, you say? He doesn't really care. If a "Vice President" slot is open, he's your man! Just check out my Vice Presidently Credentials:

1) "Galileo" is name that people trust, provided that you aren't currently living in the 16th Century.

2) I have plenty foreign experience. One of my best friends is from India, I've been to World Showcase in EPCOT twice, and I have seen license plates from all 50 States and... (read more)
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