You and Miss America: saving the world one yawn at a time!
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- Join this group and SAVE THE WORLD. Just by joining, and annoying all of your 'friends' with invitations, you will save the world.
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- 2008 Save The World Summit
The Convention Centre
Wednesday, October 1 at 3:00am
SAVE THE WORLD
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- Join this group and SAVE THE WORLD. Just by joining, and annoying all of your 'friends' with invitations, you will save the world.
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- The world isn't saved yet. What is wrong with you all?
Here's the plan: add everyone you know to this group, and world poverty will immediately cease, global warming will be abated and Hitler will die again.
I will gladly accept donations to aid this worthy cause.
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Recent news: "I love my Earth" t-shirts now on sale at Supre for only $10 each! Buy one and show your support for the planet - plus, it will help you pull at the next party you go to. Fake environmentalism is HOT!
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On Christmas Day 2008, all members must change their facebook status to 'is against war'. This will send a strong message to the corporations that we are NOT to be trifled with! It is the first of many steps towards our goal of ending all war within the next 12 months. WE CAN DO THIS!
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We've got our first celebrity on board today, with 2003 Big Brother contestant Gazza McWeipa agreeing to be part of our group - he should accept his invitation any day now.
This is great news, but we need more celebrities to further this cause... please add all the celebrities you know!
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Great news! This group's membership has swelled to roughly 42, meaning that we are just 6,708,700,056 people short of reaching the world's entire population! Give yourselves a pat on the back... you're all helping to make the world a better place.
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Breaking news: I just received a call approximately 5 minutes ago stating that the world has not been saved at this stage... lift your game people! We only have so long to save the world, and unless this group's membership exceeds that of the "I Want To Punch Kevin Rudd In The Face" club, we're not going to get anywhere.
Please, please, please add virus software to your computer and spam innocent people with invitations to this group. It's all for a good cause!
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Good to see so much talk on the discussion boards... if anything's going to save the world, it's talking, so this is pretty commendable. Speaking of discussion, I'm currently in talks with our Prime Minister to hold a summit in the near future on this very important subject. I'll make sure I book you all a place at this historic event. :)
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Make love, not war!
An orgy is to be staged outside Parliament House next week - although no actual sex will be involved, as we do not wish to alienate the Christian members of our group, who do not believe in penises. The event will thus be conducted in mime format.
This protest will raise awareness about one of our group's strongest beliefs, that people should make love and not war. The government has to realise that love is better than war, and sex is a lot more fun - thus everyone in the world will have sex and no-one will fight any more.
In related news, a naked protest will be held in Commonwealth Park on the 29th. As there will be a large media presence, a substantial turnout is crucial - we need as many bottoms on television as possible! Exposure is central to our cause gaining momentum.
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Sign the petition!
http://www.petitiononline.com/cause548/petition.html
The petition reads as follows:
To: "The Man"
I wish, for as little inconvenience to myself as possible or need for financial expenditure of any kind, to save the world. I believe that internet petitions like this can assist in this process, and that my signature will show me to be a responsible, caring individual, who is committed to saving the world now and then whenever it is free and convenient.
Sincerely,
The Undersigned
As soon as we get 10,000 signatures, we are going to send this to everyone in charge of the world, including my local Labor member, George W. Bush, Kofi Annan and the Zionists. Petitions are crucial to any movement, and nothing causes action like an internet petition!
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I have written a poem to help inspire devotees to this movement. We will read this at the beginning of all our meetings:
"Because no-one's saving it,
the world is very sad
because there's not enough whales
and too many loggers that are bad
I went outside today
and saw a tree cry
and it made me cry too
because the tree was about to die
don't die tree!
you have lived such a good life
had you lived longer
you could have had kids and a wife
don't die whales!
you're so amazing and whale-like
it's amazing how whale-like you are
you lovely whales
why can't there be
a happy world where the trees and whales
can live together in harmony?
Oh, and I forgot the Africans.
It's up to us now
to save the world
but we don't have to do anything
all we have to do is dream
and donate money to this group."
Amen.
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Just a quick update on this group's recent activity:
um, yep, that's about it.
Anyhow, once again, I just want to thank you all for being part of this wonderful, inspirational group. You are all beautiful people (well, mostly). My "prayers" are with you all as you fight the good fight on facebook to do whatever it is we are doing here.
With all the love and sincerity in my soul*,
David.
*terms and conditions apply.
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In light of the current financial crisis, I'm pleased to announce that the world can still be saved! Indeed, in times like these, we CAN make a difference! Check your calendar and mark off these upcoming dates:
November 5: Midnight prayer vigil for American bankers and George W. Bush's presidency.
November 9: National Summit on the relevance of summits to the current situation.
November 14: Rock Against Having Less Disposable Income: the one event GUARANTEED to raise awareness about the recession (combined with your slowly dwindling bank account).
November 16: Centrelink Fete (face-painting, ferris wheel, lucky dip... all designed to make that unemployment line a little less dull!)
So, lots to look forward to in the coming months. By the way, in case you're not totally convinced about the power of this wonderful group to save the world, we are sending out a free tin foil hat and suicide kit to everybody.
Have fun!
David.
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Frustrating news. It was reported this morning that Kevin Rudd will only commit to a 5% goal of saving the world by 2020.
THIS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. We need a government that is willing to make its voice heard on important issues such as this. Only Australia has the international significance and power to solve the world's ills, and we must keep in mind that Barack Obama (the world's second most important leader) will be looking to Rudd for guidance in these difficult times.
We must send an ultimatum to the leader of this nation, and send it now. Unless war, poverty, inequality, injustice, AIDS, SuperAIDS and Dancing With the Stars have all been stopped or significantly reduced by February next year, we shall exercise our power as Facebook users and organise a group-wide FACEBOOK BOYCOTT effective on February 1st lasting until midnight. This is going to be a significant sacrifice on our parts, but we have to show this government that we are NOT to be ignored and our cause will NOT be trivialised.
Sincerely,
David.
P.S. Hope you all have a merry merry Christmas, and may Comrade Santa bless you all. Amen.
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Oh, and one more thing: this Christmas, as you sit there on the trampoline unwrapping your presents (I can just hear you groan: not novelty condoms AGAIN!), spare a minute* to think of those who are less privileged than us, who aren't lucky enough to get Christmas presents, Jack O'Lanterns, or novelty condoms. Anyway, you ungrateful swine, don't you know that those condoms could feed an entire Romanian village?
* Hot tip: if you are feeling particularly generous, you may even spare two minutes. Apply with discretion.
Love,
David.
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Save the world at home!
For the low, low price of US$59.99, you can own a limited edition certificate (printed on all-natural gluten-free tree paper) commemorating YOUR achievements in saving the world. Even better, the money will go straight to the glorious founder of this group, whose dedication to saving the world will increase with every cent he receives.
That's right. No catches*. No hidden costs**. Not only will all your friends be able to see proof of your fantastic efforts in saving the world, but you will be contributing to this great cause. Buy a certificate today!
But is one certificate REALLY enough? Why not get one for your friend, or surprise your whole family with a late christmas gift? Granny will be pleased to know that she too has contributed to saving the world, and will be even more thrilled to hear that she can be signed up to our Pensioners' Donation Scheme*** today!
Hope you all have a wonderful, lovely new year. Don't forget your new year's resolutions: "This year... I'm gonna save the world!!"
*By purchasing this certificate you agree to hand over your bank details to Save The World Inc. and to forfeit any savings that may be present in said account. See terms and conditions for further information.
**Please add $398 for postage costs per certificate.
***We bear no responsibility for any illegal activity in this regard. Pensioners agree to hand over all financial assets and possessions. Thus spake Zarathustra.
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We're only a few days into the new year and we already have exciting news: a new sponsorship deal! Our friends from America, Doug's Discount Semi-Automatics, have generously offered to sponsor our cause throughout 2009. As Doug would say - "love can save the world, but guns can save it better"! (We were hoping Doug could attend the sponsorship launch, but he was regrettably unavailable due to black market arms-dealing commitments).
As a result of this wonderful transpiration, I must politely ask all members to adhere to the following rules from this point forward:
1. In all correspondence, in writing or otherwise, please refer to this group as Doug's Discount Semi-Automatics Save The World Organization. However, please omit the sponsor's name if dealing with police or underworld figures.
2. Please refrain from purchasing your firearms from any other company. To assist us in this pursuit, Doug's is generously offering an exclusive 5% discount on blunderbusses purchased this month.
We wish to advise that this group does not condone the use, tomfoolery with or purchase of firearms, unless said items are purchased at Doug's Discount Semi-Automatics with Doug's Special Guarantee*.
Hope you're all having a safe, peaceful new year!
Love,
David & the team at Doug's.
*Doug always serves with a smile! You can count on Doug and his team to save you money on all your weaponry needs. As Doug always says - "We put the shooting in shooting party!"
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As most of you will be aware, tomorrow is a momentous day in the history of the world. Barack H. Christ Obama is due to be sworn in to the esteemed position of Black President of the United States. This, as we all know, will save the world. That is excellent news, but we at Save The World Inc. feel that Obama has not yet received enough media attention in regards to this momentous event.
To combat this oversight, we're going to help out. Each member of Save The World will receive the following merchandise in the mail, to help spread awareness of this great moment in history:
1 limited edition Barack Obama mask, to wear at soirees and tea parties - nominated as the popular fashion accessory of the season by several leading Obama fan magazines;
4 T-Shirts with the following slogans: "Obama made me cry"; "Obama made me faint"; "I love Obama more than everyone else does" and the ever-popular "Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama";
6 essential Obama DVDs, including a moving youtube slideshow put together by user HotBabe61. It's called "Obama's Greatest Moments", and is set to some of the greatest tunes of the last 50 years, including The Black Eyed Peas' "Shut Up", Soulja Boy's "Crank That (Soulja Boy)" and The Offspring's "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)";
and, last but not least, 1 plush "tickle me" Obama.
Please display these gifts whenever possible - some people may not have heard enough about Obama, and it's up to us to educate them!
Hope you all have an Obamalicious day,
love,
Obama.
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Persecute the heretics!
It has come to my attention that there are certain people out there who not only refused to join my group, but have not yet subscribed to a single facebook cause! These people are RACISTS.
The only way to deal with this sort is through positive non-industrial action. In other words, we must use our facebook user power to inform these ignoramuses of the damage they are causing the world with their apathy. Their outrageous behaviour must not be tolerated!
If you know such a person, you must act now. Please leave a cutting message on their facebook page, or tag them in a particularly embarrassing photo.
Once you have completed this task, please email their name, address and credit card details to killtheheretics@yahoo.com. We cannot allow these bastards to interfere with the attainment of our goals!
In righteous indignation,
David.
P.S. - Save The World does not officially endorse any vigilante action, but please don't let this stop you if you really want to anyhow.
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After much talking and summitting, it seems that we are finally close to establishing the reason why there is no world peace. Although eccentric suggestions such as greed, power and religion have all been put forward, a more plausible reason has been considered: Bruce Springsteen's guitar.
Here are the logical steps we took to reach this revelatory conclusion:
1) Bruce Springsteen has a guitar.
2) When Bruce Springsteen plays his guitar, bad songs invariably happen.
3) Bad songs make people very angry.
4) Angry people sometimes get mad and break things.
5) Hitler once broke his Mum's vase.
6) Hitler's Mum and Bruce Springsteen are distantly related.
7) Therefore, Bruce Springsteen must be Hitler in disguise.
8) If Hitler had had a guitar, and it had been stolen, World War 2 might not have happened.
9) Therefore, stealing Bruce Springsteen's guitar will bring about world peace.
Due to the infallibility of these propositions and logical steps, we are left with but one choice: we must break into Bruce's house at midnight tonight, find where he's sleeping, wake him up and ask nicely if we can have his guitar. If he refuses, we shall call the police and accuse him of trespassing, then take all our clothes off and run away as fast as we can. This will send a strong message to the corporations that we refuse to back down until our demands are met.
Who's in?
P.S. does anyone know where Bruce lives?
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I know we're all concerned about disease, the African children, big business corruption and Global Warming, but I feel there is a far more relevant problem affecting us at this time.
That's right - the Facebook home page change.
I just want to say that I laud the efforts of all those creating groups in earnest, lobbying the tyrants at Facebook to stop changing their home page all the time (second time in a year! It's Outrageous!).
I'm glad that this critical issue is being debated. Spare a thought for all the facebook users out there who are going to have to spend a few minutes adjusting to this new set-up. Our heart goes out to all affected by this internet tsunami.
I hope that all the African children without facebook feel sympathy for us at this time. They cannot possibly know what we are going through.
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OMG SWINE FLU
Well, the world is finally going to heck and we didn't manage to save it. What did we do wrong?
The only thing that can stop this deadly virus is hope, and rock concerts. I hope that you will all join hands, then light candles and wave them. Troubled times call for drastic measures.
May Mother Earth protect us!