Radians of the world unite!


Facts about Ryan Radia:

Ryan Radia didn't wait in line to meet Ron Paul. Ron Paul waited in line to meet Ryan Radia.

Ryan Radia is so new economy he's buying shit that won't be invented until next year.

They once made a Ryan Radia toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Robert Nozick died so Ryan Radia could live.

Ryan Radia's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Ryan Radia pisses new media.

Ryan Radia invented the internet... which explains why he's the best tech policy Research Associate ever.

Ryan Radia doesn't go to court; courts go to Ryan Radia.

Ryan Radia does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Ryan Radia goes killing.

Rock Band was invented so Ryan Radia could rock.

Ryan Radia invented capitalism.

Ryan Radia is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right blogging hands.

The Berlin Wall fell the day Ryan Radia was born.

Ryan Radia made Ellen Degeneres straight.

Ryan Radia made John Ashcroft gay.

Ryan Radia doesn't work for the Institute; the Institute works for Ryan Radia.

Ryan Radia doesn't go to Foundation happy hours; the Foundation's hours are happy when Ryan Radia is there.

Ryan Radia can touch MC Hammer.

Ryan Radia frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Ryan Radia doesn't ride the metro to work; the metro rides Ryan Radia to work.

There is no such thing as tornadoes. Ryan Radia just hates trailer parks.

Cord Blomquist didn't always have beard. The day he met Ryan Radia, it just appeared.

Courtney Long and Alex Harris didn't always need glasses. The day they met Ryan Radia, they were blinded by the awesomeness.

Allen Unzelman didn't always have asthma. The day he met Ryan Radia, he was left breathless.

Ryan Radia hates taxation. For the first time ever, taxation is scared. (read less)

Radians of the world unite!


Facts about Ryan Radia:

Ryan Radia didn't wait in line to meet Ron Paul. Ron Paul waited in line to meet Ryan Radia.

Ryan Radia is so new economy he's buying shit that won't be invented until next year.

They once made a Ryan Radia toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Robert Nozick died so Ryan Radia could live.

Ryan Radia's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Ryan Radia pisses new media.

Ryan Radia invented the internet... which... (read more)