Here at Zoo Mass we are fortunate to have the opportunity to consume copious amounts of alcohol twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. Tuesday is now the new Thursday, and Wednesday …well is close enough to Thursday so we drink. I mean Dave Letterman recognized our unique ability and when asked “why you did not rank UMASS as one of the top party schools, “ he replied; “ WE DON’T RANK PROFESSIONALS

unfortunately, there are people at other colleges who are not so lucky. Please, for the love of god, do not abandon your drinks. MY friend says, “good friends take a drink away from a friend who has been ‘drinking too much’ BUT “ great friends look them in the eyes and say… FINISH YOUR DRINK BITCH. Remember, there are sober college students at BYU.
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Here at Zoo Mass we are fortunate to have the opportunity to consume copious amounts of alcohol twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. Tuesday is now the new Thursday, and Wednesday …well is close enough to Thursday so we drink. I mean Dave Letterman recognized our unique ability and when asked “why you did not rank UMASS as one of the top party schools, “ he replied; “ WE DON’T RANK PROFESSIONALS

unfortunately, there are people at other colleges who are not so lucky. Please, for the... (read more)