Just because you didn't get accepted to a university, doesn't mean you can't go there!
Rothberg's constituency consists of the happy bottom 16th of the school. That's right, he didn't even make the happy bottom quarter. But that's neither here nor there. What matters is that Rothberg understands the issues.

For starters, Joe has an economic revitalization plan:
The Trickle Down your throat theory of Economics... Joe will spend 101% of his Presidential stipend buying pitchers for any student over 21 at the Bears lair. Not only will he be giving back to students, but the money goes to the ASUC Auxilliary, which then helps to fund student groups. Ballin'.

Rothberg has other issues too:

He supports vegetarians who eat animal crackers.
He supports the revitalization of sproul with a complete makeover featuring shag carpeting and bean bag chairs.
He supports YOU. (And your kids)


Rothberg brings experience:

He was the president of his fraternity. And he still has not had a liver trasplant. Obviously, he does not crack under pressure.
He served in 9 foreign wars, winning the medal of honor thrice.
He saves puppies from burning buildings. Professionally.

Rothberg brings endorsements:

Theodore Roosevelt - Former President of the United States of America*
Abraham Lincoln - Former President of the United States of America*
Supreme Court Justice Salmon P. Chase*
Your Mom*
King George III - Long Live the King*

*Titles for Identification Purposes Only

Joe Rothberg swears upon his eternal soul that he will NOT ask to talk to you while you walk to class. He might stalk you on facebook though... if you're cute.



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In all seriousness though...
Joe is in favor of free speech.
Joe is in favor of less spending within the ASUC itself and more money being given to student groups.
Joe is NOT in favor of the bickering and ridiculous partisan politics that have been the hallmark of the ASUC for years. As a SQUELCH! candidate, he has not yet been able to engage in the fray, allowing him to be an effective mediator.
Joe is in favor of students being able to bolster their OWN resumes by forming student groups to put on events, rather than have the senate bolster their own resumes by putting on events FOR you.

Vote for Joseph M. Rothberg, #35 for President, and #113 for senate. (Joseph M. Rothberg got me 2.1 million).
HE'LL FIGHT FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!
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Just because you didn't get accepted to a university, doesn't mean you can't go there!
Rothberg's constituency consists of the happy bottom 16th of the school. That's right, he didn't even make the happy bottom quarter. But that's neither here nor there. What matters is that Rothberg understands the issues.

For starters, Joe has an economic revitalization plan:
The Trickle Down your throat theory of Economics... Joe will spend 101% of his Presidential stipend buying pitchers for any student... (read more)