This conflict between Israel and Hezbollah has to stop, but how can you convince two militaristic societies bent on each other's destruction to stop fighting?

Lesbians.

Lebanon and Israel are known for having some of the hottest girls in the Middle East, if not the world. Why put them at risk of bodily harm?

There is nothing that can force the IDF and Hezbollah to lay down their arms except for that which could stop all men from doing anything: watching two incredibly fit girls with great breasts and nice Mediterranean tans from each side of the border going at it.

Lezbollah needs you!
Young women of Israel and Lebanon, love each other! Take pictures! Make videos!
Invite a UN observer force so the whole world can see! Show humanity that there is a reason to stop the killing.

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Update: As proof that our movement has worked, the EU is sending peacekeeping forces into South Lebanon under a UN mandate. It can only get kinkier from here. Also, Persian girls are now welcome too as they tend to be hot and Iran is a principle supporter of Hezbollah and is therefore integral to any peace plan.

Plans are underway for solving the Kashmir conflict and the Northeast Asian nuclear crisis through similar means. (read less)

This conflict between Israel and Hezbollah has to stop, but how can you convince two militaristic societies bent on each other's destruction to stop fighting?

Lesbians.

Lebanon and Israel are known for having some of the hottest girls in the Middle East, if not the world. Why put them at risk of bodily harm?

There is nothing that can force the IDF and Hezbollah to lay down their arms except for that which could stop all men from doing anything: watching two incredibly fit girls with great... (read more)