For everyone who just wants to log in and check their wallposts and their messages, but can't get to them because new Facebook "features" are cramming every inch of their bloody screen.
For everyone who doesn't want to have to go out and buy a brand new 30-inch flatscreen computer monitor just so they can keep up with their friends once in a while.
For everyone who doesn't care that their cousin's roomate's ex-boyfriend/girlfriend who they met one time at a party after which they drunkenly added them to their friends list has updated his/her status to "is bringing sexy back" or that they've "posted on (insert other random here)'s wall at 2:23 a.m.!"
For everyone who misses when facebook was still "The Facebook" - just a webpage and not a damn graphic novel. (read less)

For everyone who just wants to log in and check their wallposts and their messages, but can't get to them because new Facebook "features" are cramming every inch of their bloody screen.
For everyone who doesn't want to have to go out and buy a brand new 30-inch flatscreen computer monitor just so they can keep up with their friends once in a while.
For everyone who doesn't care that their cousin's roomate's ex-boyfriend/girlfriend who they met one time at a party after which they drunkenly... (read more)