Do you walk more slowly in the crosswalk when a car is waiting for you?
Do you lie to others daily just to keep in practice?
Do you snicker at the unfortunately proportioned?
Do you egg people on just because you know they'll fail?
Have you been known to urinate on religious buildings?
Do you use other people for drugs?
Would you sleep with Ann Coulter if a ball-gag were involved?
Do you silently judge others?
Do you feel less guilty than you should?
Are you okay with the prospect of Hell as long as certain drugs will be there?
Have you wished someone would die, and then they did, and you were secretly happy?
Have you ever attended Burning Man or served in the House of Representatives?
Have you ever killed someone, either accidentally or on purpose?
Did they have it coming?
Do you refuse to recycle?
Do you laugh when a woman hits her child in public?
Are you that woman?
Do you bookmark interspecies sex sites?
Don't worry. You may be a terrible person, but you're not alone.
(read less)Do you walk more slowly in the crosswalk when a car is waiting for you?
Do you lie to others daily just to keep in practice?
Do you snicker at the unfortunately proportioned?
Do you egg people on just because you know they'll fail?
Have you been known to urinate on religious buildings?
Do you use other people for drugs?
Would you sleep with Ann Coulter if a ball-gag were involved?
Do you silently judge others?
Do you feel less guilty than you should?
Are you okay with...
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