Ok, so heres the deal. Everyone in the entire world, whether they know it or not, is playing "The Game". Got that? Good. Those people who don't know of "The Game" are winning, and those who do know of "The Game" are losing. So now that you know of, "The Game," you have just lost "The Game".

The objective of "The Game" is to never think of "The Game". When you think of "The Game" you must say "I just lost 'The Game.'", or simply "I lose." The point of "The Game" is simply, if you lose, everyone else will lose too.

The final part. You can't just sit there losing every 2 seconds because then "The Game" will never get off your mind. There is a 30 minute "Grace Period". Meaning if you lose, you cannot lose for another 30 minutes. If someone around loses, you just simply say "Grace Period".

Sounds lame right? OK picture yourself in a movie theater before the movie starts... you're with 20 friends all of which know "The Game" but none of you have lost for like 3 weeks (a good non-losing streak is roughly a day) Suddenly you hear the word "win" and you lose the game. you announce it, and everyone you're with loses. Histerically funny. Especially if most of them are people who HATE to lose anything.

The catch. You're losing. There is NO compensation, and you can never win again. The only way to win is to go through life without knowing about "The Game." And there is no quitting "The Game." Its just impossible.

Now since you know "The Game". TEACH EVERYONE YOU KNOW!! Friends, family, distant cousins, teachers, administrators, police officers that just pulled you over, youth ministers...EVERYONE!!!

If you understand the rules of "The Game", please join this group. If not, join anyway, but just know you're losing and you don't even know how or why.

So congratulations and happy losing! (read less)

Ok, so heres the deal. Everyone in the entire world, whether they know it or not, is playing "The Game". Got that? Good. Those people who don't know of "The Game" are winning, and those who do know of "The Game" are losing. So now that you know of, "The Game," you have just lost "The Game".

The objective of "The Game" is to never think of "The Game". When you think of "The Game" you must say "I just lost 'The Game.'", or simply "I lose." The point of "The Game" is simply, if you lose,... (read more)