It is now your turn to learn about... The Game.

Explanation

You are playing The Game non stop. All through your life, birth to death, you are intrinsically involved. Every human being that has ever lived has participated in The Game. There is no escape. The Game is necessary and inevitable.

The Game

When you have no idea you are playing, you are winning.
When, for whatever reason, you realize you are playing (as realization will frustratingly dawn soon), you lose. And you are in a constant state of loss until you forget again.

Thus, you are ONLY winning the game when you are not conscious of its existence.
Ergo, if this makes sense, you have just lost The Game .

Rules

1) You cannot "retire" or "dismiss" The Game . It is inescapable.
2) When you lose the game (remember), you MUST tell someone else. No matter the situation; 4am in the morning - text someone; being murdered - scream it out as your last words.
3) The dialogue of admittance must be words to the effect of "Jamie, I just lost The Game ." Exchange "Jamie" for the name of the person you are telling. Translate where necessary.
4) If the person you tell does not understand The Game , you are honor-bound to explain the rules. Do so.
5) After someone declares the loss of the game that person and everyone in the near area have a 5 minute period to think about and talk about the game.
The Game is bigger than any one Man, Woman or Child. You may try and be smart and say "But what if I choose not to play?", I reply, "You only deceive yourself, can you live knowing God will one day judge you, and point out your inability to play along with The Game ?".

Handy hints

Save a template of "I just lost the game" in your phone, text it as often as possible to REALLY piss people off.

Break into a friends house, and set their screen saver to a Rolling Marquee script and write "I just lost the game!", set it for 3 or 4 minute inactivity, and piss them off big time. Set the password on it, too.

Tell as many people as you can, it is my intention to annoy as many people in the world as possible.

PS: I just lost the game again. After someone declares the loss of the game that person and everyone in the near area have a 5 minute period to think about and talk about the game.
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It is now your turn to learn about... The Game.

Explanation

You are playing The Game non stop. All through your life, birth to death, you are intrinsically involved. Every human being that has ever lived has participated in The Game. There is no escape. The Game is necessary and inevitable.

The Game

When you have no idea you are playing, you are winning.
When, for whatever reason, you realize you are playing (as realization will frustratingly dawn soon), you lose. And you are in a constant... (read more)