ASUCD is running a test run of their election software on Wednesday Nov 1st, & Chief Justice Kris Fricke is a candidate!
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JEDI POWERS - The Senate on 03/10/05 determined Fricke to have dangerous jedi powers.
REVEREND - really.
SURVIVED THREE IMPEACHMENT ATTEMPTS - and various assassination attempts as well no doubt
POLITICALLY SLAUGHTERED COUNTLESS ENEMIES
DESTROYED WHOLE POLITICAL PARTIES THAT ANNOYED HIM
IS THE __REAL__ POPE OF ASUCD - see picture below
CAN SPEAK SWEDISH!
ENDORSED BY THE ELECTIONS COMMITTEE CHAIRMAN
ASUCD CHIEF JUSTICE
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JUDICIAL DICTATORSHIP IN ASUCD
REINSTALL THE ICBM IN THE SILO
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KITTENS IN THE MU LOUNGE
(read less)ASUCD is running a test run of their election software on Wednesday Nov 1st, & Chief Justice Kris Fricke is a candidate!
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JEDI POWERS - The Senate on 03/10/05 determined Fricke to have dangerous jedi powers.
REVEREND - really.
SURVIVED THREE IMPEACHMENT ATTEMPTS - and various assassination attempts as well no doubt
POLITICALLY SLAUGHTERED COUNTLESS ENEMIES
DESTROYED WHOLE POLITICAL PARTIES THAT ANNOYED HIM
IS THE __REAL__ POPE OF ASUCD - see...
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