Support His Holiness in his run for the ASUCD Senate. Well, not the real ASUCD Senate...but he is running in ASUCD's fake election to test the elections.ucdavis.edu.
So you should vote for him next Wednesday.
elections.ucdavis.edu
Vote and make Paul look good. Because if he wins it'll be hella cool and shit.
BERG!
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**PLATFORM**
STOP CANNIBALISM NOW
FUCK WATER FOUNTANS...LET'S HAVE BEER FOUNTAINS!
BRING GRAIN BACK TO THE SILO
REPLACE ALL STREETLIGHTS IN DAVIS WITH HUGE LAVA LAMPS
REPLACE ALL POLICE IN DAVIS WITH HUGE LAVA LAMPS
RENAME "KLEIBER HALL" TO "KEEBLER HALL" AND GIVE EVERYBODY FREE COOKIES
REPLACE MRAK HALL WITH A GIGANTIC WATERSLIDE
BRING DELICIOUS SHELLFISH (AND DELICIOUS KOSHER FISH) TO PUTAH CREEK FOR EVERYONE TO EAT
EXPAND THE UCD TUNNEL NETWORK
FREE THE LLAMAS AT THE UCD VET CENTER
ANNEX BERKELEY! FUCK CAL!
(read less)Support His Holiness in his run for the ASUCD Senate. Well, not the real ASUCD Senate...but he is running in ASUCD's fake election to test the elections.ucdavis.edu.
So you should vote for him next Wednesday.
elections.ucdavis.edu
Vote and make Paul look good. Because if he wins it'll be hella cool and shit.
BERG!
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
**PLATFORM**
STOP CANNIBALISM NOW
FUCK WATER FOUNTANS...LET'S HAVE BEER FOUNTAINS!
BRING GRAIN BACK TO THE SILO
REPLACE ALL STREETLIGHTS IN DAVIS...
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