WARNING: If you read this there is no turning back.

There is one rule of The Game. Thou shalt not think about The Game. All violators of said rule are to immediately notify all others present that the game has been thought about. A twenty minute reprieve is then issued for group discussion, quiet reflection, and survivor stories, during which you may think about the game without penalty.

If you've read this far, you've lost. It's over. You might think it's not, but it is. You might even think, "Oh, that's sort of silly, but I'll never remember." Not true. You are infected, tainted goods, virally ravaged, a house divided. The Game lies dormant now waiting for the perfect opportunity to spring forth causing untold mental anguish. Your only hope and joy--some stained dirty light in a dark, solitary confinement cell--is to tell others. Now go forth unto the people of the world and spread the unholy gospel!


Rules:
1. To know The Game is to play The Game. One can never stop playing.
2. To think of The Game is to lose The Game. (Therefore, you have probably just lost).
3. When one loses The Game, one must announce to all present that one has lost. (For example, "I just lost The Game!" or "I thought about The Game.")
4. To hear about a loss is to earn a twenty minute grace period to forget about The Game. (read less)

WARNING: If you read this there is no turning back.

There is one rule of The Game. Thou shalt not think about The Game. All violators of said rule are to immediately notify all others present that the game has been thought about. A twenty minute reprieve is then issued for group discussion, quiet reflection, and survivor stories, during which you may think about the game without penalty.

If you've read this far, you've lost. It's over. You might think it's not, but it is. You might... (read more)