Hi, I'm Brent Laabs. Instead of making a statement full of generalities here, I'll let my qualifications and issues stand for themselves. And vote SQUELCH!

Qualifications:
* Chair of the Board of Directors, UC Student Assn. (recalled)
* Attended ASUCD Internal Affairs Commission for 2 years
* Authored or Coauthored 12% of ASUCD Senate Bills last year
* President, DRAGON (campus gaming club)
* NorCal MiniLuv, Students for an Orwellian Society
* Fluent in Newspeak
* Teaching Assistant for Sociology 3
* Pope of the Discordian Church

Issues:
* Restore the Campus Cinema to a full Unit
For Art Films, big-budget premieres, and more
* Restart the Student Forums Unit
For Student Debates, Famous Guest Speakers, and more
* Rename Kleiber Hall to Keebler Hall
Get corporate sponsorship, paint a giant elf on the
side, free cookies for everyone!
* Replace all street lamps with telescreens
More safety, because telescreens also watch you
* Restart the ASUCD Public Relations Office
Do you really know what ASUCD does? Most don't.
* Allow catch-and-release squirrel fishing on campus
Exercising your rights from the Calif. Constitution
* Increase Environmental Buildings on Campus
Advocating for LEED Platinum buildings on campus
* Put the ICBM back in the Silo
Defending UC Davis against Stanford
* Provide Digital Versions of Classical Notes
Online lecture notes archive will be easily downloadable
* Get authority over the Campus Unions Admin Advisory Committee
Why has the UCD Administration given ASUCD less
authority over this committee, which controls actual
student uses like the ARC and MU, than other committees?
* Make Epic Quad Battle an ASUCD Unit
Wouldn't trebuchets make it a little more epic?
* More Sex in the Gender and Sexuality Commission Meetings
How can you talk about sex without experience?
* Bring open government to Club Finance Council
There's no good reason to allocate money in closed session
* Be fiscally responsible
Revisit all of our grants budget, and actually evaluate
the effectiveness of each programs.


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Hi, I'm Brent Laabs. Instead of making a statement full of generalities here, I'll let my qualifications and issues stand for themselves. And vote SQUELCH!

Qualifications:
* Chair of the Board of Directors, UC Student Assn. (recalled)
* Attended ASUCD Internal Affairs Commission for 2 years
* Authored or Coauthored 12% of ASUCD Senate Bills last year
* President, DRAGON (campus gaming club)
* NorCal MiniLuv, Students for an Orwellian Society
* Fluent in Newspeak
* Teaching Assistant... (read more)